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giggirl Wrote:

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> I get it all the time. When people are talking to

> me and I'm smiling and nodding I'm thinking, what

> would happen if I continued to smile and nod but I

> struck you hard across the face? What would be

> said or done?


xxxxx


If it was me you were smiling and nodding to, you'd get a hard strike across the face back :)


ETA: Unless I was standing close to the edge of the platform :)

  • 2 years later...

I was carrying my mate's son around the walls of St. Malo and had an overwhelming urge to hurl him down into the street. I kept the secret for years but told the father recently and he didn't bat an eyelid.


The boy is a strapping eighteen year-old now. I haven't told him yet

Years ago when I worked in IT for a large London solicitors I used to work night shifts. One night I wandered the large multifloored building locking shut any filing cabinets that had keys in them, removing the keys and swapping them for keys from other filing cabinets on other floors.

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