Top Tips for cat owners

[Chick]

Some cat lovers train their cats.

[minder]

woodrot don't get too worked up about the cats - why would they rip up your trampoline? They're more likely to have a snooze on it, like my three.

Sounds like you have foxes in your garden.

[DJKillaQueen]

Trampolining foxes? Now there's something you don't see every day :)

[KidKruger]

Watch your cat do the rodeo - wrap some sellotape around his waist like a belt.

And sit back.

But move your expensive ornaments that are at ground level beforehand.

[Annette Curtain]

Take 1 sock

Insert 1 cat head

Sit back

But move your expensive ornaments that are at ground level beforehand

Our boy loves it

[DJKillaQueen]

LOL what? I hope the socks are clean!

[Annette Curtain]

He's particularly fetching in those little trainer socks

Come to think of it, he looks like he's about to ride the velodrome

Or a Mexican wrestler

http://redditlurker.com/pics/Post/t3_qocdp

[DJKillaQueen]

LOL I want wrestling masks for my cats........tooooo funny.......... :D

[Guest]

Chick Wrote:

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> Is he an ex because of his cat's habits in the

> shower?

Not at all, though with hindsight I'd advise any woman to think carefully before getting together with a man who has a close relationship with a cat as he already has a projected feminine and you may end up feeling like a spare part. Just saying.

[maxxi]

Surprised Woody hasn't pounced 'cat-like' on this...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/beware-of-the-cat-britains-hidden-toxoplasma-problem-8102860.html

[woodrot]

2.5 Million tonnes of fish is used by the cat food industry each year

go to DKH sainsburys - a whole aisle of cat food choice, mostly fish.

10% of the forage white fish haul is now used for cat food.

The average western cat eats more kg of fish per year than its owner.

Most cat owners would consider themselves warm, compassionate & caring.

Most cat owners are poltroons.Blates

[red devil]

looks like Woody has hacked into the Beeb!..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19474612

[LondonLogCo]

Re: Top Tips for cat owners

Posted by maxxi Today, 06:50PM

Surprised Woody hasn't pounced 'cat-like' on this...

[www.independent.co.uk]

I read this today as I was eating my lunch

800 billion eggs. 80,0000 cats infected with Toxoplasma ( which is a cool sci- to name )

Made me feel right sick

( but then, I was eating a cat at the time )

[minder]

Here go the BBC scaremongering again about a disease "spread by cats".

Thought everybody knew that toxoplasma (spelling)! is dangerous to pregnant women. This isn't just connected to cats but undercooked meat (I'm sure).

Found out recently that if you have a suppressed immune system (such as when on chemotherapy) then being careful when emptying cat litter trays etc. is something you have to be aware of.

[Huguenot]

Haha, you're not seriously suggesting that the BBC is conspiring to deliver a secret anti-cat agenda are you?

That would be extraordinary heights of paranoia!

[nashoi]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/08/31/french-cat-video-henri-wins-internet-film-festival_n_1847028.html

[woodrot]

Found a cat ? Do you have a pussy hanging around your house that isnt yours ? IS it mewing loudly ? Does it looky scrawny and hungry

then why not try NOT FEEDING IT ?

hey presto, no more cat hassle for you and fewer A4 "cat lost" signs stuck to trees & posts made in the lost & found section

[*Bob*]

Make sure your other half gets it chipped too. That way you're stuck with the thing FOREVER.

"Millstone! Miiillstone..?! Here puss, puss..."

[uncleglen]

It's a pity they don't dissect cats in uni anymore then maybe they would have some use