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StraferJack

StraferJack

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There are posters who might be bullied on this or other forums


But it's fair to say that anyone starting a thread about lady d, udt, me or even *bob* isn't bullying anyone... Merely highlighting the sometimes absurd nonsense that high profile posters contribute.



He is also wrong to point out that people hide behind keyboards.. Most people on this thread will have met me or know who I am to see.

Bic Basher

Bic Basher

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"Actually I do enter M&S stores for self-smug satisfaction purpose that I know I can buy cheaper and better quality elsewhere. Also, I actively check out their clothing range as I'll probably die of embarrassment if people remotely thought one of clothes came from them."
Huguenot

Huguenot

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"I'll probably could offer [sic] an expert shopper service for men given my knowledge of fashion but I often wondered if I could do a similar service for women."


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


*weeps*


I'm guessing the 'could' was an edit added later on that caused the syntax error, before that it was just a straight offer.


A sort of cross between Gok Wan, Marvin and a cross-eyed Big Brother braggart Of course! Alan Partridge (with thanks to Jeremy). As David Hasselhof said 'I've got taste, it's inbred in me'.


Hahaha

El Pibe

El Pibe

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it's all so clear now, well done jeremy.


that explains the overreaction to a simple kenneth williams quote.


"A couple of youngsters there there...fooling around. Let's hope that that... tomfoolery... doesn't escalate into blind, ugly violence. Which lets face it, none of us want to see."

maxxi

maxxi

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not so much http://8ball.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Databroker_legends_Alan_Partridge1.jpg...

as http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/headlines/headline16875.jpg... with a hint of http://s3.amazonaws.com/criterion-production/stills/8453/Film_121w_BillyLiar.jpg?1328128297

Undisputedtruth

Undisputedtruth

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Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> Help-Ma-Boab Wrote:

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> > UDT, fancy a game of squash?

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> Did this actually happen ?


It was a genuine request for a game of squash.

Annette Curtain

Annette Curtain

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Undisputedtruth Wrote:

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> Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> > Help-Ma-Boab Wrote:

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> > > UDT, fancy a game of squash?

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> > Did this actually happen ?

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> It was a genuine request for a game of squash.



Yes.


So, how did it go ?

Undisputedtruth

Undisputedtruth

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Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> Undisputedtruth Wrote:

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> > Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> > > > UDT, fancy a game of squash?

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> > > Did this actually happen ?

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> > It was a genuine request for a game of squash.

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> Yes.

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> So, how did it go ?


He usually plays squash on a Thursday and I play football every wednesday. So I need a day's rest in between sports to prevent injuries. I also need a racquet but I don't think it's worth buying one just for a game. Solve those two problems then I'm happy to play.

david_carnell

david_carnell

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No, no Bic. He is an expert in whatever he turns his hand to. He concentrates on one thing until he is a master of it and then moves on to a new interest. Gardening is on the agenda but at the moment he just doesn't have the time in his busy schedule as you can see from above. It's a tough life.

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