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Great American Humour - Hillary Clinton

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mockney piers

mockney piers

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I love seeing jpgs reproduced base64 text


anyhow, here was gerry's joke, which might have sat fine in the joke room.


HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT

Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President.

She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White

House.

She has waited several years for this!


FIRST NIGHT

Suddenly!

The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary says, "How can I

best serve my country?"


Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."


SECOND NIGHT

The next night, the ghost of Thomas J efferson appears. ..

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"


Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."


"Ohhh! I really really don't want to do that."


THIRD NIGHT

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"


Lincoln says,


"Go to the theater."

tinagwee

tinagwee

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has anyone read up on the republican candidates? scarey lot. can we send america to coventry?


to be honest they are all stir crazy over the water there so it makes not a blind bit of difference who gets in as its the big corporates who make the rules.

morrissey will be pleased if hilary or barack gets in though as he has a song about how america not having had a black or female (or gay but how knows maybe) president, although then he wont be able to sing the song so might be peeved

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