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atila the gooner Wrote:

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> > > > "uhh, i dont know i didnt see the incident"

> > > arsene

> > > > wenger, 1998-present.

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> > > "You f**king cheating bastard" Sir Smart

> Alick

> > > Fergusmoan to a referee. What a classy gent

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> > > - Arsehole. I can't understand why Man Ure

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> > > their fans are so reviled by the world and

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> > > dog.

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> > He shoots,he scores.

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> Very original. Wanker.



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one of the all time legendary commentators is gaa commentator micheal o muircheartaigh, hes well renowned back home for his in game quips, eg regarding the cork left half back sean og o hAilpin

"Sean Og O hAilpin, his fathers from Fermanagh, his mothers from Fiji, neither a hurling stronghold" and on another cork man

"Anthony Lynch the Cork corner back would be the last man to let you down, his people are undertakers"

check out "an fear rua" for more classic quotes.

spadetownboy Wrote:

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> > > > > "uhh, i dont know i didnt see the

> incident"

> > > > arsene

> > > > > wenger, 1998-present.

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > "You f**king cheating bastard" Sir Smart

> > Alick

> > > > Fergusmoan to a referee. What a classy gent

> > he

> > > is

> > > > - Arsehole. I can't understand why Man Ure

> > and

> > > > their fans are so reviled by the world and

> > his

> > > > dog.

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> > >

> > > He shoots,he scores.

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> > Very original. Wanker.

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WANKER

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"... the unspoken conspiracy that prevails in modern Western democracies between voters and the governments they elect: we, the voters, will get to blame you for problems that are actually ours, and in return we will allow you, the government, to pretend that you are steering the country, like a helmsman steering a ship, when you can't..." (James Meek)

"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years" - Mark Twain


Picked this up(well obviously, more like reminded of it) on a toilet wall in my place of work.

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