muggings near dulwich libary

[manlikenoa]

There has been a wave of muggings by a mixed race teenager in dungarees. He has mugged me twice and has been seen mugging the ederly and the young. He is 6ft 4inch with curly hair. Do not approach hime or if he approaches you run as fast as you can because he will mug you and maybe even lick you as in my case. stay safe dulwich

[the-e-dealer]

lick you as?

[Earl Aelfheah]

I like your catch phrase... "stay safe dulwich"

[Ted Max]

A mix of which races? Please be more specific, so I can align my prejudices accordingly.

If he's one of those Malay-Berber crosses, I'm keeping well clear. They're fecking mental.

[Jeremy]

Human/anteater hybrid.

[BigED]

All this and spotting Yosemite Sam and his hantavirus skulking round the nethers of Lordship Lane's eateries.

[the-e-dealer]

Still dont know what "lick you as" means.

[Ted Max]

By the way, I think a wave is a very poor analogy in this instance.

A wave has momentum. If there were a wave of muggings in ED, it might start near the library, roll down Eynella road, before surging through the park and wiping out the picture gallery.

I think in this fuctitious instance of non-existent muggings happening in a single location, if you were looking for a geo-physical analogy, you might deploy eruption (prolonged) or similar.

But enough of that, can we hear some more about the giant in the dungarees. Does he have a pet mouse in there?

[DulwichFox]

Don't think manlikenoa will be in this place for very long.

Fox

[KidKruger]

Apparently dungaree giant man keeps asking for someone to "tell me about the rabbits".

[jumpinjackflash]

the-e-dealer Wrote:

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> Still dont know what "lick you as" means.

could either be taken in the literal sense..or it means OP was hit by the mugger. Both unpleasant I would imagine!

[the-e-dealer]

How can "Lick you as" be taken literally? its not literate!

[ilondoner]

"maybe even lick you as in my case."

Maybe the mugger actually licked his face (as one would lick an icecream)

Maybe the mugger slapped him (gave him a lick)

or undid his belt and gave him a couple of licks.

[the-e-dealer]

Ah ok so lick means hit.

[jumpinjackflash]

you read it as 'Lick' didn't you? So, OP was actually licked by the anteater hybrid's dungaree wearing giant tongue...OR he was hit.

"I gave him one lick" could translate as "I hit him". I hear people say it all the time!

[the-e-dealer]

bad company!

[henryb]

the-e-dealer Wrote:

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> Still dont know what "lick you as" means.

Prehaps it is like "cap you as".

[ilondoner]

Do you think this post might be related to post about man running down barry road in underpants and boots

[jumpinjackflash]

as in 'Bust a cap in your ass'?

[Dopamine1979]

I thought this was going to be one of this depressing threads. It has seamlessly transformed to pure comedy gold.

[Ridgley]

So let me get this straight, a guy from a mixed race background not sure which background in dungarees mugs you then licks you sounds mentally ill or from the West Country.

[the-e-dealer]

Wind up!

[maxxi]

Are you sure it was dungarees and not the simpler (and oft confused) bib-and-brace? Corduroy or denim? Faded teal or the classic yellow and black? I think descriptive accuracy is vital in halting such a tsunami.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Yellow and black? Are you inferring clown activity?

[ilondoner]

maxxi Wrote:

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> Are you sure it was dungarees and not the simpler

> (and oft confused) bib-and-brace? Corduroy or

> denim? Faded teal or the classic yellow and black?

> I think descriptive accuracy is vital in halting

> such a tsunami.

Manlikenoa,

You need to lick us with facts.