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Actually Mrs Keef, Mockney Piers and quite a few others have said I have a look of Che about me, but I think that's just because of a particular hat I like. Mrs Keef has been told lots of times she looks like Bridget Jones, and I thought the same when I saw the film having not long known her.

I'm a fat bald f@cker.

Be sure and say hello if you see me.

Now I think of it, Bruce Willis, six stone heavier, millions poorer, never actually had the privilege of 'knowing' Demi Moore, but all things considered probably a better singer.

And I'm no singer at all.

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> I look just like Liz Hurley - but with the face of

> Cilla Battersby...


Please don't take this amiss DM, but do I take it that you admit to being, well no way of putting this delicately,

a BOBFOC?

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> OHMYGOD! I am off for an emergency pedicure and

> then for a lie down (with a bottle of Chablis - I

> am weak with horror!).


Apologies DM for driving you to toenail clipping and horizontal boozing.


I promise to approach you with more tact in future.


Cilla Battersby? As if I could even come close to getting a Cilla Battersby.

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