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I work out in North Kent which is rightly recognised as 'chav-central' and was musing about what the collective noun for a group of underage mothers aggresively pushing their prams down the high street would be? The favourite choice came in as 'A Chaviot'. I was wondering what the correct word would be for the entriely different breed of mothers who terrorise ED's pavements?
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> I work out in North Kent which is rightly

> recognised as 'chav-central' and was musing about

> what the collective noun for a group of underage

> mothers aggresively pushing their prams down the

> high street would be? The favourite choice came in

> as 'A Chaviot'. I was wondering what the correct

> word would be for the entriely different breed of

> mothers who terrorise ED's pavements?




surely the norf kent girls should be "scummy mummys".

i had the guy from the Lib Dems round on sunday for the parking survey and suggested to him that they should consider a licensing and excise duty scheme for the prams with a sliding cost scale based upon an inversely proportional formula related to the number of wheels said vehicles possesses. the lib dems are clearly so desperate for voters he seemed genuinely keen....

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