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You could fill it for a start with a bored excuse for art written lazily at work whilst you chatted to some berk on the other side of a phone from the west midlands he sounds and is upset about the stairs in the building of flats where he lives ten points if you manage to go and get a cup of coffee without him noticing your absence you haven?t been here all week anyway away to a place of freedom and sunshine away from banks and magazines and keyboards and Mr Kipling?s cakes on the filing cabinet coz its andy?s birthday go better with tea than coffee these ones died horribly of unimaginable boredom a fate so gruesome even the most extreme directors wouldn?t put it on film and you certainly wouldn?t find it in the library but they do have the that one you can?t remember the name of and they stay open til 8 so perhaps tonight if you don?t forget


Consciousness (enters stage left): You need a haircut.

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Write a self-obsessed article about the sheer

> ghastliness of your life because you can't afford

> a large designer handbag.

> Send it the Evening Standard under the name Verity

> Allspice. They seem to like that sort of thing.

> Collect cheque.

> Trebles all round.


I think we have a demarcation issue here! Is being a spoilt, self-centered, bubble-head, label-freak not DM's job?

Write something really rude in large dark marker pen.

Find a prepaid self addressed envelope enclosed in unwanted junk mail.

Fold, insert, and drop in to your most convenient postbox.

Problem solved no more blank sheet and junk mail sender has to pay the postage for receiving very rude, unwanted, instruction;-)

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