A single blank page...

[Bellenden Belle]

Following a comment I made to SeanMacGabhann about having a single white page that needed filling, I still have the same blank sheet....two hours later

What does everyone suggest I put on it? All suggestions welcome!

[Brendan]

You could fill it for a start with a bored excuse for art written lazily at work whilst you chatted to some berk on the other side of a phone from the west midlands he sounds and is upset about the stairs in the building of flats where he lives ten points if you manage to go and get a cup of coffee without him noticing your absence you haven?t been here all week anyway away to a place of freedom and sunshine away from banks and magazines and keyboards and Mr Kipling?s cakes on the filing cabinet coz its andy?s birthday go better with tea than coffee these ones died horribly of unimaginable boredom a fate so gruesome even the most extreme directors wouldn?t put it on film and you certainly wouldn?t find it in the library but they do have the that one you can?t remember the name of and they stay open til 8 so perhaps tonight if you don?t forget

Consciousness (enters stage left): You need a haircut.

[annaj]

Great post Brendan!

I would join in, but I fear the forum isn't ready for my internal monolgue.

For now I'll stick with carefully worded posts and thinly diguised neurosis.

Would love to hear what everyone else is thinking though, might fill BB's bit of paper.....

[*Bob*]

Just bin it and put the telly on.

[mockney piers]

I'd see how far your paper aeroplane can go, is your office high up?

[Jah Lush]

Feeling uninspired? Make yourself a nice cup of tea. Light up a spliff, put some music on and you'll soon come to realise that it wasn't worth the effort anyway.

[HonaloochieB]

Write a self-obsessed article about the sheer ghastliness of your life because you can't afford a large designer handbag.

Send it the Evening Standard under the name Verity Allspice. They seem to like that sort of thing.

Collect cheque.

Trebles all round.

[Keef]

Or, to kill time, get a ruler and make your plain piece of paper in to a piece of music manuscript paper!

[Domitianus]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Write a self-obsessed article about the sheer

> ghastliness of your life because you can't afford

> a large designer handbag.

> Send it the Evening Standard under the name Verity

> Allspice. They seem to like that sort of thing.

> Collect cheque.

> Trebles all round.

I think we have a demarcation issue here! Is being a spoilt, self-centered, bubble-head, label-freak not DM's job?

[Jah Lush]

Good point Domitianus but I guess there is always room for one more.

[PeckhamRose]

Shopping list.

To Do list.

Birthday card list.

[Brendan]

Or go get pist.

[paragon]

Fill it with your top 256 words. 32 lines - 8 words per line.

My first line would be

panacea, gargantuan, spasmodic, irridescent, dicotomy, paragon, castigate, tit-wank.

In no particular order.

[HonaloochieB]

Bibulous, crapulent, balustrade, aphid, fungal, plasticity, cranny, luminescent.

In no particular order.

[mockney piers]

Frond, Flange, Fissure, Feisty, Cookwank, Foxtons...doh!!!

[Brendan]

That sounds like a house-husband?s to-do-list.

[paragon]

health and safety issues with numero 5.

[Brendan]

oh I thought he just left out the comma.

[mockney piers]

Frond Flange-Fissure. Cookwank Foxtons.

Now that's a to-do list to be scared of.

[Brendan]

I like the word wobble. Try to say it and sound serious at the same time.

[KalamityKel]

AND without getting strange looks from ppl around u...

[SteveT]

Write what you know of writer's block

[citizenED]

paper blank after two hours....rest your forehead upon it.

[SteveT]

Write something really rude in large dark marker pen.

Find a prepaid self addressed envelope enclosed in unwanted junk mail.

Fold, insert, and drop in to your most convenient postbox.

Problem solved no more blank sheet and junk mail sender has to pay the postage for receiving very rude, unwanted, instruction;-)

[Jah Lush]

Have you tried origami?