Quiet room...

[Moos]

Can I be a character too, Citizen? I feel I would make an excellent villain. Perhaps a minor one, who is spectacularly bumped off in Chapter 12.

[dulwichmum]

Drops implements of torture...

"Lets see darling Citizen, show us, I promise to stay still..."

[citizenED]

*I'm not showing you anything DM*

*what kind of boy do you think I am*

*you just kindly stay over there and be sketched*

*Moos, I cannot simply take requests - I have to wait for the muse, Moos*

[KalamityKel]

*peeks at sketch... ::o thats rude!*

*covers eyes*

[citizenED]

*oi, don't peek*

[KalamityKel]

*can't help peeking... patience is not one of my strong points* :-$

[KoolBananas]

Rude sketches? Ah that's more like it!

*opens a beer and makes self comfortable*

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Cautiously peers from behind a moth eaten and gin-soaked sofa*

*A new person in the Quiet Room*

*Cool*

"Hello Mr/Mrs/Ms Banana. Sorry the strategically placed "Fiffes" label gives no hint to gender"

"I do applogise for the mess - its mostly old donkey milk, small savage dog poo, cheap perfume, cordite, blood and alot of spilled alcohol. Since Dulwichmum sacked her last au-pair for getting mysteriously pregnant the place has gone to rags"

[KalamityKel]

"oooooh I spy new flesh!"

*perks up*

"I see uve finally made it into the "quiet room" Koolbananas... r u stalking me?" ;-)

[KalamityKel]

*stumbles in trying to figure out what that delightful rum type smell is*

*falls over own feet*

*decides to stay on the floor where it's much safer*

*discovers the delightful rum type smell is her*

Not bad stuff this is *swings bottle* and I aint even left work yet! ::) :)-D

[KalamityKel]

*zzzzzzzzzzzz*

*zzzzzzzzzzzz*

*zzzzzzzzzzzz*

*yawns and stretches*

*puts up a "do not disturb" sign as Kel is in great need of some quiet time*

"operating on 2hours sleep is such a pain"

[Michael Palaeologus]

Quiet Room seems to have become a Kalamity Kel monologue.

Closes door behind self.

[dulwichmum]

Wafts into quiet room followed by au pair holding damp duster.

Throws open curtains and opens window.

"Where are all of my chums? I want to play..."

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Bad news, DM, I think they've all gone to Ollie's fish & chip gaff.

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Well helloooooo lovely Au Pair, ding dong; and your name is?"

"Has James got this one in the family way yet?"

[Moos]

What an ungracious welcome back. Hello DM, how lovely to see you.

[citizenED]

Lumbers in. Hello DM, Moos, Mikey Permafrost. Been some time.

Turns to the right, flounces.

Turns to the left, struts then poses.

Jeez, you guys never mind that Au Pair have you not noticed...?

[Moos]

*flirtatiously removes his spectacles*

Why, Citizen, you're beautiful!

[dulwichmum]

Sweet Peckhamgatecrasher, how nice to see you, and you too Moos darling. Let me pour you both a drink.

Now where did I put my dog stunner?

[Moos]

Thank you, mine's a Laphroaig with a splash, and I believe the Titian lovely will have one too.

You have an unusually attractive canine friend? How nice.

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD! Why call sweet Peckhamgatecrasher a "Titian"?

Here, have a bottle, each...

Sit down please and explain!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Calm down DM, it was a typo. I am, in fact, a Titan. Any childslaying needed, I'm your woman.

Cheers.

[Michael Palaeologus]

There is a certain synergy, what with PGC's mythological child-slaying and James' child-siring via assorted au-pairs, how terribly pleasant.

Whisky? Yuk! Still it is good to see so many of the ladies-that-liquid-lunch in one place and vertical at the same time.

[will dex]

Hi all!...........

Oh, im in the wrong room.

Does anybody know where the tree-debating association room is? Or where i can get a cat-flap?

*leaves*

[Moos]

Lordy, someone new in the Quiet Room.

Have a drink, Will Dex. That's pretty much all we do in here. After that, if you still want a cat flap, I can recommend a tremendous chap. Won't install your cat flap, but you'll have plenty to post about.

Dammit, DM has drunk all the Chablis again. Pinot Grigio do?