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*Cautiously peers from behind a moth eaten and gin-soaked sofa*


*A new person in the Quiet Room*


*Cool*


"Hello Mr/Mrs/Ms Banana. Sorry the strategically placed "Fiffes" label gives no hint to gender"


"I do applogise for the mess - its mostly old donkey milk, small savage dog poo, cheap perfume, cordite, blood and alot of spilled alcohol. Since Dulwichmum sacked her last au-pair for getting mysteriously pregnant the place has gone to rags"

*stumbles in trying to figure out what that delightful rum type smell is*

*falls over own feet*

*decides to stay on the floor where it's much safer*

*discovers the delightful rum type smell is her*


Not bad stuff this is *swings bottle* and I aint even left work yet! ::) :)-D

  • 2 weeks later...

There is a certain synergy, what with PGC's mythological child-slaying and James' child-siring via assorted au-pairs, how terribly pleasant.


Whisky? Yuk! Still it is good to see so many of the ladies-that-liquid-lunch in one place and vertical at the same time.

Lordy, someone new in the Quiet Room.


Have a drink, Will Dex. That's pretty much all we do in here. After that, if you still want a cat flap, I can recommend a tremendous chap. Won't install your cat flap, but you'll have plenty to post about.


Dammit, DM has drunk all the Chablis again. Pinot Grigio do?

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