Quiet room...

[KoolBananas]

Now all we need is a nice pair of boobs to go with that... *looks at KalamityKel*

*looks away quickly*

Mayb just a nice toned six pack then...

[will dex]

*looks bemused*

*awaits KK response*

this reminds me of the beach

[KoolBananas]

*awaits KalamityKel's response too* :-S

[citizenED]

*hey KB, if its KK you have to aw8 her response*

*pass a Corona by the way - its rude to keep a thirsty man in limbo*

*And after the day I've had!*

*Sorry if I perspired on anyone on the way in.*

[dulwichmum]

Would anyone like to join me for gin on their cornflakes?

[Michael Palaeologus]

Move over DM, feeling a little windy after the curry club last night, why werent you there? You said you were coming. We had a deal with "Hello" organised photos and everything.

[KalamityKel]

*saunters into room wondering wot on earth's been going on...*

Boobs and six packs?

*flicks HBs nipple ring telling him not to be so silly*

*offers MP a polo or two*

*wonders whether gin and shreddies are a good combination...*

[jumpinjackflash]

not sure about gin and shreddies Kalamity but Coco Cops and Corvoisier is what I'm having for brekkie!

*pours whole packet of Coco Cops into cake mixing bowl*

*glug glug glug*

There's 2 spoons - let's get stuck in girl

[will dex]

OK, 1 for the road - -shreddies n vodka! mmmmmmmmmm

*hands his laptop back to employers, drinks a shot, signs out of EDF until new laptop arrives*

*creak*

*phsssssh*

*sits quietly in the corner for a long time*

[KalamityKel]

New Laptop? hmmmm

*Join JJF in the cocopop experience* darn this beats popping t'corner shop for lunch!

[jumpinjackflash]

*scoff scoff scoff*

*slurp slurp slurp*

told ya! Hey, don't lift the bowl up to drink the last bit!

[KalamityKel]

*looks up at JJF as the remains spill all down chin and top*

Oooh I look soooo attractive now! ::o

[jumpinjackflash]

clean yourself up before the lads see you in that wet T.shirt!

*hic*

oops, feel a bit light headed now - Kebabity Kel, why can I see 2 of you?

*hic*

[KalamityKel]

Try looking at me rather than my chest :p

*looks around for a towel and clean top*

[jumpinjackflash]

hee hee. I feel really pissshed now *hic*. Letssh pull a moonie at the next person that walks in. *hic*

*waits in corner of room, hands at the ready on trousers,giggling naughtily*

[will dex]

byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[dulwichmum]

Wafts into Quiet Room in new Allegra Hicks Kaftan, looking fabulous and rested from super holiday.

Cracks open bottle of Krug, and looks around for chums...

[jumpinjackflash]

Hello DulwichMum - have you put on weight?

[Moos]

Hello DM, glad to see you have resisted the temptation to sun tan. Soooooooo last century.

Now, where did I put the Waterford?

[citizenED]

Nearly 5 - I'm readying my pint jug for some of that Krug, DM.

Hope it's a Nebuchadnezzar.

Chin chin!

[Michael Palaeologus]

Is this Denis Roussos I see before me? The beard is very familiar, or is it a disguise? I see the holiday in the Balkans has done you some good DM.

[KalamityKel]

couldve taken the time to bathe tho... :p

[dulwichmum]

I will have you know that I look completely stunning - indeed, I have put on a pound or two from trying to eat my body weight in Superquinn sausages but my personal hygiene has never been lacking (GASP).

Lets get to the bubbles, I have been dying for a drink! Pass me your glass CitizenED...

[will dex]

im in, 2 glasses for me!

[dulwichmum]

Here, have a bottle. I am stinking rich afterall...(hic)