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Passes bag of frozen peas to Bagpuss78 to place on head. Empathises as we have both been injured in quiet room over last few days.


Sighs as remembers Mr Dulwichmum is away watching cricket - decides to pop over to Majestic wines in search of a treat for later this evening...


Smiles to self, as remembers the man in Majestic wines is rather a dish. Passes mobile phone photo to Bagpuss78 for opinion (photo procured in a stalkerish manner earlier in the day...)

DM


"a litre of gine?"I thought you were from somewhere far away from Birmingham - where did that accent come from?


** starts singing "The Gine Giney" in Brummy accent **


** wonders why bagpuss is single.. she rocks **


** I blame her downstairs neighbour playing r'n'b till 5am **

Darling Mr MacGabhann,


You see I open a bottle of wine religiously at approx 6pm each evening (weekend - 7pm weekdays) and so by the time I posted the above - I was already half .... cut! My spelling and rational self go right out the window at that point! Bagpuss78 is indeed a fox, I blame her neighbours.


DM

*directs jealousy towards Mockney and his headache pills*


*drinks can of Sprite slowly, remembering it is indeed the best hangover cure in the world*


*laughs inside (too hungover to show it on the outside) while reading dulwichmum's blog and immediately puts it on his RSS bookmarks bar right next to East Dulwich Forum*

Stands up from comfy aubergine velvet armchair - walks over to BarryRoad, places a big kiss on his/her nose, sits back down in special chair. Feeling happy again...


Takes photo of husbands single attractive college friend out of enormous handbag - passes photo to Bagpuss78 for inspection. Writes warning on 'Post it' note;


"this type of man likes to dress as a woman on occasion and get blind drunk - but hey, so do I!"

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