Quiet room...

[dulwichmum]

Passes bag of frozen peas to Bagpuss78 to place on head. Empathises as we have both been injured in quiet room over last few days.

Sighs as remembers Mr Dulwichmum is away watching cricket - decides to pop over to Majestic wines in search of a treat for later this evening...

Smiles to self, as remembers the man in Majestic wines is rather a dish. Passes mobile phone photo to Bagpuss78 for opinion (photo procured in a stalkerish manner earlier in the day...)

[bagpuss78]

*Oh....He's a hotty DM*

*day dreams of the day Bagpuss finally finds the man of her dreams.....ahh*

*snaps self back in to shape....bloody men pain in the Backside!*

(i'm not bitter.....honest):-$

[dulwichmum]

Ah Bagpuss, you poor darling. Here share this bucket of gin with me...

DM

[bagpuss78]

*gets out two over sized comedy straws and passes one to DM*

*happily slurps away*

[Ant]

*wafts in on a cloud of beer-on-s-sunny-afternoon good cheer*

*waves to all*

*looks forward to the evening's plans: meeting friend for a quick supper and then on the lash in ED*

[bagpuss78]

*is slightly jealous as although this gin is nice......a beer would do lovely around about now!*

*might have to go to the seepy-tee earlier than planned*

[Ant]

*will be in the seepy-tea later, probably; if so will buy you a pint :)*

[dulwichmum]

A pint of gin Mr Ant?

Bagpus78 has already drunk a pint of gin, and really shouldn't mix her drinks...

DM

[SeanMacGabhann]

DM

"a litre of gine?"I thought you were from somewhere far away from Birmingham - where did that accent come from?

** starts singing "The Gine Giney" in Brummy accent **

** wonders why bagpuss is single.. she rocks **

** I blame her downstairs neighbour playing r'n'b till 5am **

[dulwichmum]

Darling Mr MacGabhann,

You see I open a bottle of wine religiously at approx 6pm each evening (weekend - 7pm weekdays) and so by the time I posted the above - I was already half .... cut! My spelling and rational self go right out the window at that point! Bagpuss78 is indeed a fox, I blame her neighbours.

DM

[SeanMacGabhann]

* prepares confession *

* sometimes I open a bottle of wine..... irreligiously *

* does it taste better? darn tootin! *

[Ant]

*returns from pub at silly o'clock after a fine night's boozing*

*collapses*

*sleeps*

[Keef]

*Crawls in, forces a smile to pals, considers how much better a Sunday would be if not followed by Mondays!*

[Ant]

*swears by the wisdom of 2 neurofen and a big glass of water before going to bed*

[mockney piers]

* accepts offer of headache pills, wishes sunday were not really followed by anything at all....maybe orange liquid and fenugreek ballpoint pens *

[BarryRoad]

*directs jealousy towards Mockney and his headache pills*

*drinks can of Sprite slowly, remembering it is indeed the best hangover cure in the world*

*laughs inside (too hungover to show it on the outside) while reading dulwichmum's blog and immediately puts it on his RSS bookmarks bar right next to East Dulwich Forum*

[bagpuss78]

*UG*

[dulwichmum]

Stands up from comfy aubergine velvet armchair - walks over to BarryRoad, places a big kiss on his/her nose, sits back down in special chair. Feeling happy again...

Takes photo of husbands single attractive college friend out of enormous handbag - passes photo to Bagpuss78 for inspection. Writes warning on 'Post it' note;

"this type of man likes to dress as a woman on occasion and get blind drunk - but hey, so do I!"

[bagpuss78]

*phoar! he's a bit buff innit!.......think he'll let me borrow his handbag*

[dulwichmum]

Yes for sure. He only uses it for stag parties - I hope...

That is when they all get their handbags out. Now tell me this is all husbands? Please someone tell me...

[andrewc]

bogies!!!!!!!

[bagpuss78]

*Hands andrewc a box of kleenex balsalm*

[dulwichmum]

Oh dear!

DM

[bagpuss78]

*Trudges in with medical bag full of codeine lintus, anti-biotics, Olbus Oil and chicken noodle soup*

*Lays down on chez lounge inserts introvenus drip containing benylin*

*hopes this last ditch attempt to banish evil cough and cold will work*

[Ant]

*mooches about here while somewhere else, far far away, his physical self drops into zombie mode archiving data to CDs*

*can't believe that Bagupss still has that cold!*

*wonders what to have for lunch*