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* opens a portal to Australia *

* jumps through leaving a whiff of cordite behind *

* legs it to the nearest sweet shop *

* buys some PROPER Sour Skittles *

* jumps through portal back to ED and falls 10 feet to the floor as the darn things had drifted up to the ceiling *

* Offers skittles to everyone and says "now these, my friends, are S.O.U.R." *

*Enters room and looks around sheepishly as have never been in before*


Raises a glass with DM, Ant and Keef. Congratulations.


*Ponders on Keefs comments for a second about work as have been surfing all day looking at camera lenses*

* Hands Mockney an air cricket bat,and pocket book of 'how to get the PM off your back' *

*Tunnels in to room in huge tunneling machine*


*Jumps down from cockpit, and gets to work putting up banners and balloons*


*Hands fellow party goers large glasses of "special" cocktails.... Raises glass, in big group clink*


*Necks cocktail*


*Decides to repeat process (from the cocktail bit, not the entrance)* :)-D

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