Quiet room...

[Keef]

*Using psychic powers hears Fear's thoughts*

*Happy to have headache in the future if he can drink away the one he has in the present!!!!!*

[dulwichmum]

Thinks to self "Please could someone tell me how long a hangover goes on for?" - using their psychic powers

[Keef]

*Until you open a bottle of chablis!*

[SeanMacGabhann]

6:30pm and still hungover DM??

Mr DM must be a very lucky man

[dulwichmum]

He was babysitting! The publisher took me out and got me very drunk indeed! OOOOOh my head. I still have motion sickness...

[citizenED]

*confucious say*

*hangovers are as long as a piece of string*

[Polly D]

DM - J'accuse of schmoozing! Tres bien indeed. I hope the hangover is diminishing.

Whoops, sorry, it's the quiet room.

*Wonders whether parents and out-laws-to-be would enjoy Keef and Fear's pub quiz instead of a sensible dinner at Le Chardon on the night in question*

[dulwichmum]

Waves to lovely Polly D, - thinks to self "I wonder if Miss D has seen the super bridal section at Marks & Spencer in Blue Water - well worth a trip!"

[SeanMacGabhann]

* flops onto floor, back against a wall, exhausted from arguing own-idiosyncratic views against the world *

* the world being the main forum at the moment *

* wishes next forum drink was sooner so could benefit from friendly banter *

* slaps face to get over self-pitying mode *

* what a joy to be alive on a day like today - to spread the joy I will start a giveaway *

* anyone want any of the following *

Jim Henson signed DVD of series one of Fraggle Rock?

A photo of what was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction

A box of NINETY different all flavour jelly-beans

A single blade of grass from the first ever Glastonbury in 3912 BC

A White Stuff purple t-shirt

A bowl of chili made entirely at MacGabhann Towers, bubbling away for 6 hours, suffused with 3 of Chili Pete's chilis, 2 of Nisha's and my own demi-glace

[dulwichmum]

I fancy a big bowl of that chili! The DVD of Fraggle Rock would go down a storm too Sean - could you just pass them over?

[SeanMacGabhann]

Why certainly DM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAz9XeCSMCI

[dulwichmum]

Smiles at Mr MacGabhann. thinks to self "I loved Fraggle Rock! I shall let them see that clip in the morning."

Looks at watch, realises it is now wine drinking hour, and promised never to drink again only yesterday...

Ohmygod...

[TillieTrotter]

*Thinks to self, I have the same problem/disposition as DM*

*Ock well, life is life*

[citizenED]

*takes down big sign on notice board*

*bit red, bit loud for quiet room*

*instead pulls umpteen pints of Guinness*

*writes the details, with great dexterity, on the head of each one*

*passes them round*

[dulwichmum]

Bounces happily into quiet room.

Hair shining in the manner of a Pantene advertisement...

Wonders if Mr Huguenot is married to Bumbelina yet.

Thinks to self "what wonderful weather to have a wedding."

[Keef]

Waves a friendly hello to lovely DM. Walks outside and dips feet in cool pool :))

[dulwichmum]

Blows kiss to Keef.

Rushes behind Japanese screen, emerges in new white lycra Heidi Klein bikini.

Admires hot pink toe polish and spray tan. Pads carefully through quiet room and dives elegantly into pool.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Strolls manfully into the Lounge with a navy blue, knitted, Victorian style, voluminous bathing cossie under the arm.

Hops behind japanese screen and changes - emerges - like a butterfly - except dark blue and knitted.

Dives into pool and surfaces next to the blessed DM. Not a bad life really.

[dulwichmum]

Note to self: Never buy a knitted Victorian swim suit - Mr Palaeologus seems to have lost his saggy suit as it sank to the bottom of the pool! Oh Michael!

Call the gendarmes!

Is that a dog I can hear a dog growling on the edge of the pool? Oh Batdog, what big teeth you have!!!

[Michael Palaeologus]

Its an ecologiclly friendly bathing costume DM. My Mum knitted it for me, recycling some old cardies.

My crotch may be round my knees, but my carbon footprint is light.

[dulwichmum]

Thinks to self - "Oh dear, soon it is not only Michaels carbon foot print that may be lighter - is that a small doggy in a snorkle I spot in the pool next to us?

Oh yes! It is Mr Batdog - I can see his teeth sparkle in the moon light!"

[SeanMacGabhann]

* Averts eyes *

[Michael Palaeologus]

oh not again .....

[dulwichmum]

Please Sean, lend me your arm - this white bikini would be spoiled with blood splashes!

Some one - please call the fire brigade!

[Michael Palaeologus]

What, so that the blood splashes wont show on their nice shiny red appliances?

With dignity hoists crotch and clambers out of the pool. Clutching a snorkel - where did that come from?