Quiet room...

[citizenED]

*thanks chums*

*luxuriates in soothing bath*

*realises that Twister is a devilish wolf in sheeps clothing*

*looks forward to long period of recuperation*

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Peels grape - hands to citizenED*

[dulwichmum]

Clicks special button concealed in the arm of favourite (ex Starbucks) aubergine velvet armchair, which promptly turns into enormous chaise. Stretches out in the manner of a long lean elegant cat - wearing white jeans.

Bats eye lashes in the direction of Mr Papadopalopagust and points to bunch of grapes.

Holds up small post it note with the words "yes please" written on.

Thinks to self - "this place looks rather shabby."

Texts Ana to come and do some damp dusting.

Slips off shoes, admires peachy pink glossy toe nail polish...

[Michael Palaeologus]

Hmm DM - how may peeled grapes for the delectable Ana to come round and clean my gaff?

[dulwichmum]

Oh Michael, the girl is with child. I am not sure she can take on any extra work. She has been cleaning the guttering on the second floor all day, and she really looks rather precarious at the top of that ladder, especially with darling Max kicking his ball against it.

Keep peelling the grapes though. Do you have a chocolate fondue?

[Michael Palaeologus]

I have a chocolate fountain..would that do?

[dulwichmum]

Just pass it on over lovely man!

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Chocolate fountain springs into being - beside it are kebab sticks packed with stawberry, pineapple and marshmallows:

Hands DM a big bib*

[Asset]

*removes clothes*

*jumps into pool made by choccy fountain*

*flounders around*

[dulwichmum]

Oh Michael, you are a sweetie, I would hate to spill this on my white jeans.

DM

[citizenED]

*observes figures wallowing in chocolate*

*moonbeams fizz around*

*sky lights up in sugary technicolor*

*jelly babies float on marshmallow clouds*

*fountains of rich liquers spout forth...*

[Asset]

*CitzenED has kaleidescope eyes!*

*just back from Glastonbury?*

[citizenED]

*actually, just coming out of the 60s*

[dulwichmum]

CitizenEd has kaleidescope eyes - Dulwichmum has eyes too big for her stomach... OHMYGOD - I feel ill!

[citizenED]

*vision has turned pure white*

*glad Quiet Room living up to its name today*

*rubs eyes to get focus*

*lines up a row of Irish Coffees*

*They are up for grabs...*

[dulwichmum]

Grabs an Irish Coffee - well it is an obvious attraction for me!

[SeanMacGabhann]

* has a sly peek in the room to see who is around *

* excellent, no-one *

* dashes through to shower room on other side with nowt but a towel for modesty *

* has a shower turned up to 11 *

* has another shower *

* "borrows" large bathrobe and returns to the QR *

* curls up on sofa and starts to sa......Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *

[mockney piers]

* quietly puts duvet over sleeping MacGabhann *

* having recently witnessed a nasty modesty moment involving a bathrobe that wasn't quite as effective as sleeping owner deemed it to be *

* better to be safe than sorry, tiptoes out of room *

[Asset]

*pinches Sean's nose to stop the snoring*

*pours stiff one*

*unwinds slowly onto fluffy rug*

[TillieTrotter]

*thinks to self, those stiff ones do get stuck in ones throat*

*any space for me on that fluffy rug Asset, need to lay down my weary head, this barmaid lark isnt as easy as I thought*

[SeanMacGabhann]

* blinks awake and realise where I am *

* slowly gets up from sofa and sees 2 pretty woman asleep together on the floor *

* casts mind back.. did we..? no *

* hopes snoring didn't upset anyone *

* breakfast beckons *

[TillieTrotter]

*Thinks to self, Mr Sean still thinks he's at Glasto, all that free love has gone to his head*

[citizenED]

*turns over*

*stretches...yawns*

*rubs eyes, snoozily*

*rummages in bag - pulls out camping stove, pan and eggs*

*starts fry-up for Sean...*

[SeanMacGabhann]

* as IF Tillie *

* Ed you are a star ! *

* wonders where Mark and *Bob* are *

[citizenED]

*sorry sean - fried eggs on slow cook as gas low*

*wonders whether communicated fact that this is communial brunch*

*anyone bringing hash browns?*

*who'll provide beans?*

*what'll we do for "juice"...*