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Listen here mate, we have migrated to SE and SW London in our droves on the assumption that there is NO MORRIS DANCING South of the Thames. Please tell me I?m correct or I will have to give the secret codeword and we?ll all pull up stumps and head for that cave in Siberia that we?ve been renovating for the holidays.
  • 1 month later...

"Tum, tee, tum, tee, tum"


*Flits around Quiet Room with Duraglit, Mr Sheen and assorted dusters. Soon has place nice and twinkly and smelling of polish*


*Canters round with Dyson, sucks up various empty party poppers, squashed frogs, donkey feed (sniff) and some of Dulwichmum's foundation powder, she uses alot and her shaky hands spill it on the carpet*


*Steps outside to the shack for wood - recycled from the new Sainsburys Express development*


*Gets a roaring fire on the go and hangs a cauldron above it, pours in a few bottles and adds spices and fruit*


"Mulled wine anyone? On this dark and damp day it seems ideal"

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