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*Strolls into the room full of the joys of spring*

*Sees MD74 somewhat dejected and slumped in armchair*

*Here's one for your soon to be former colleagues*


A man is convicted of theft in court.

"Before I read your sentence," says the Judge, "have you anything to say for yourself?"

"Yes," replies the man. "As God is my witness, I am innocent."

The Judge replies: ""Well he isn't. I am. You aren't. Six months."


*I think it's Pimms O'clock.*

*Starts making up a big jug*

*Anyone else fancy some?*

*Walks purposefully into quiet room dressed up for Japanese tea ceremony.*


*Admires reflection in full length window pain, thinks to self - "I look stunning with black hair and red Kimono."


*Wonders if Mr Keef is somewhere sellotaped to a lamp post on his stag party... waves to MW74 and offers cup of tea*

*Arrives in quiet room straigh from work in a state of exhaustion - staggers behind Japanese screen.*


*Shower noises and steam noted above screen*


*Jumps out from behind screen with back combed hair in super New Romantic outfit*


*Changes track on Ipod - asks: "Anyone for a boogie, I just love Dead or Alive?"*


Calls out to Mr Keef, "Is there any Snake Bite?"

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