Quiet room...

[MadWorld74]

*walks in and see's Keef and DM getting it on*

*averts eyes and leaves*

[Keef]

*Thinks to self "it's a shame that some people have to lower everything to their own base level*

*Takes rifle and goes out on the patio to do some fox hunter hunting... This should even up the playing field you scum*

*Offers DM a shot*

[dulwichmum]

Opens fan and trots out onto balcony.

Points to Madworld74, says "honestly, I am a married lady!!!

Oh no, why Mr Keef, please no!!! Don't shoot - I like Madworld74"

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Exits balconey and throws hands up in horror. M. Keef seems to be about to shoot Sir Harry Llewellyn's faithful steed ...

[MadWorld74]

*right! really must use my training skills to run my way out of this predicament*

*sprints off in the direction of safety*

*note to self*...*Really musn't trust a man with a gun or a gloved lady*

[Keef]

*Aims at fleeing Madworld and pulls trigger, only for a little flag that says "BANG" to pop out of the rifle end*

*Raises glass to forum chums and bids them a fond farewell before leaving for his stag weekend*

I hope to see you all again, pray for me.

[MadWorld74]

*See you for a dual upon the Heath dear chum, if you return.*

[citizenED]

*raises a glass to Keef*

*All the best for the stag do*

*hope you get up to whatever floats yer boat, mr.*

[MadWorld74]

* walks in feeling very dejected*

*last day at work. I should be happy I'm free of the place*

*sighs*

*Sinks into armchair*

*maybe someone will come in with a joke or two...*

*waits silently*

[Jah Lush]

*Strolls into the room full of the joys of spring*

*Sees MD74 somewhat dejected and slumped in armchair*

*Here's one for your soon to be former colleagues*

A man is convicted of theft in court.

"Before I read your sentence," says the Judge, "have you anything to say for yourself?"

"Yes," replies the man. "As God is my witness, I am innocent."

The Judge replies: ""Well he isn't. I am. You aren't. Six months."

*I think it's Pimms O'clock.*

*Starts making up a big jug*

*Anyone else fancy some?*

[MadWorld74]

*looks at Jah*

*wonders is that joke should be laughed at*

* laughs*

*thanks Jah*

[dulwichmum]

*Walks purposefully into quiet room dressed up for Japanese tea ceremony.*

*Admires reflection in full length window pain, thinks to self - "I look stunning with black hair and red Kimono."

*Wonders if Mr Keef is somewhere sellotaped to a lamp post on his stag party... waves to MW74 and offers cup of tea*

[Keef]

*Walks in feeling back of head where pony tail used to be*

*Tries to remember*

*Nope, no good*

*Bows Japanese style to DM*

"Saki?"

[Jah Lush]

*Oooh Keef I'll have one before the footy starts*

*Admires Keefs new hairdo, goodbye ponytail indeed and good riddance I say*

*Wow! DM is looking rather marvellous*

*Slips out again to watch the big game and leaves the ladies to a girly night in*

[dulwichmum]

*Gratefully accepts Saki from Mr Keef with a gracious bow*

*Shuffles to music speaker accessory and plugs in music from Ipod*

*Sound of tune 'Japanese Boy' fills the room*

*Begins special dance routine*

[Asset]

*mmmm sake*

*wonders how Hector Hugh Munro got in here*

[dulwichmum]

*Bows to Asset.*

*Requests that Asset joins in special dance routine*

*Hands Asset a fan and leads her to the floor*

[Asset]

*returns bow*

*how special?*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Enters room: gasps and makes obeisance to the exquisite DM. Bows lowly in awe of Asset's erudition.

Ah, to be in the same room ...

[dulwichmum]

*Invites Peckhamgatecrasher to join in special dance routine*

*Whispers to Asset - it is a 'special dance routine' becaues you don't do this kind of thing every day do you?*

*Dance begins again*

[dulwichmum]

*Begins to become tired by current dance routine and has flash of inspiration - drags chums behind screen...*

*Hand from behind screen reaches out and changes track on Ipod...*

*Three chums jump out from behind screen as new song begins!*

[Keef]

*Runs in to room to join in with the backing vocals*

[dulwichmum]

*Covers eyes, shrieks "Mr keef is that Tiger skin thong appropriate - they are an endangered species!!!"

*Continues to dance*

[dulwichmum]

*Arrives in quiet room straigh from work in a state of exhaustion - staggers behind Japanese screen.*

*Shower noises and steam noted above screen*

*Jumps out from behind screen with back combed hair in super New Romantic outfit*

*Changes track on Ipod - asks: "Anyone for a boogie, I just love Dead or Alive?"*

Calls out to Mr Keef, "Is there any Snake Bite?"

[Keef]

*Passes DM Snakebite & Black*

*Feels 15 again*