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*Opens eyes to see munchins and oompa loompas (or possibly just essex girls on holiday) all over the place and what has to be Moonface and The Saucepan Man making off with an oversized bottle of Absolut.*


*Freekin out heree maannnn*


*Moves over to the bar*


*Is nearly bowled over by a lion playing with a ball of candy wool*


*Grabs the closest bottle and shakily pours a large calming measure*

*This frock itches somewhat - wiggles nose and changes clothing into overalls*


*Starts to erect flood defences around the Quiet Room, you cant be too careful. The ornamental fish pond is starting to look rather full, I fear the Tiger Shark may escape*


*Stuffs Barry the Cowardly Lion into an an inflatable life vest*

Selfish swine. Nobody came to help me - with that thunderstorm yesterday it was only my hastily built flood defences that saved this Quiet Room!


http://www.usbr.gov/lc/hooverdam/images/C45-20485-L.jpg


The Tiger shark is safe in his pool and Barry the Lion is frolicking in the pool with the Tiger sha... oh arse!


"Barry - get out of there you pillock ... oops"


Cowardly and stupid then.

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