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Totters in wearing enormous high heel shoes. Snuggles into favourite aubergine arm chair next to window.


Ana bursts in through the door with four Vente latte's, and distributes same to DM and two boy chums. Looks around in search of Ms Shambles...


Sits back to absorb wonderful music.

Smiles adoringly at Mr Keef.


Points Ana towards the door.


Sniffs Pimms and almost expires in rapture - but sadly must not drink it as continues with Lenten fast.


Looks over Mr Capt Birdseye's shoulder and observes the web site he is on in horror.


Rushes to own laptop and conducts a quick search for Mr Batdog and Ms Shambles. Considers in a panic ... "have they run away together?"

*Gently prises DM's grip from the bottle and hands her a jar of pickled onions instead*

*Shows her CCTV of Shambles lurking in Sainsbury and Batdog on Goose Green roundabout - not doing any naughty business*

*Settles down in hammock with one eye on the lunchtime episode of neighbours*

*Admits to purchasing non Martha Stewart wedding magazine at weekend*

*Horrified by purchase*

*Mild panic sets in as magazine suggests 18 months are needed to plan wedding*

*Only has six ...*

*Asks DM if she can borrow her dress and whether she still has tiers of cake in the loft"

*Munches on strangely enjoyable concoction of chocolate brownies and pickeld onions*

*Decides to open loo window to gain ourselves an enlivening spring breeze, greeted by....*


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/114/251005131_f450721435.jpg?v=0


*Hurriedly slams window closed, grips cistern momentarily to overcome vertigo, and then seeks out Keef to explain where I'm getting it wrong*


PS Piersy, it never worked, after I went back 5 times, it refused to accept the "/" existed in the post itself, but it always reappeared in the text when I went back to edit...

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