Quiet room...

[Keef]

*Wanders in to the room as it's gone all old skol*

*Drops pen on the floor for DM to pick up*

*Decides to join Bagpuss fr one of those beers*

[Michael Palaeologus]

Would you buff my balistrade please DM? It needs a good hard buffing mind.

[KalamityKel]

::o good grief!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Enters Quiet Room and passes out dictionaries. Stands waiting with very large, bendy cane.

[SteveT]

Spits out indigestable book, handed out by intimidating, cane weilding, leather clad, hopefully sweet natured person;-)

[dulwichmum]

Darling Bagpuss,

Why were you pressing your buttom? I must dash behind this screen to dress myself appropriately for company...

http://snipsnap.org/space/kingwong/nun.jpg

Ah, that is better!

Now Michael - I think you should buff your own handrail. I am a lady afterall!

[SteveT]

DM you have soooo many characters in your play, although your habit of playing a nun, sweet as she is, I, like all red blooded males, prefer the practical lady with the duster.

She is far more use than a nun, on bended knee umpteen times a day, who believes 'oral' is singing along with the choir.

[HonaloochieB]

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> Darling Bagpuss,

>

> Why were you pressing your buttom? I must dash

> behind this screen to dress myself appropriately

> for company...

>

> http://snipsnap.org/space/kingwong/nun.jpg

>

>

> Ah, that is better!

>

> Now Michael - I think you should buff your own

> handrail. I am a lady afterall!

Michael, I'm a dedicated buffer of my own handrail, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

The finish is of the best quality, and of course the elbow grease and polishing are of a vigour and

application that can only be properly applied first hand.

It's the only way.

[SteveT]

Buffing one's own handrail is an abomination, any god fearing male will tell you that.

By 'eck it's a good thing us men 'ave two hands, otherwise we would wear one out, for the amount of sexual inclination a woman is willing to provide a red blooded young buck these days.

[dulwichmum]

Darling Mr SteveT,

Have you considered perhaps brushing your teeth, and occasionally washing your pits? I believe that personal hygience is very popular with the ladies...

[dulwichmum]

Darling Mr SteveT,

Have you considered perhaps brushing your teeth, and occasionally washing your pits? I believe that personal hygiene is very popular with the ladies...

[Brendan]

We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now!

[mockney piers]

would it be wrong of me to install a jukebox in the quiet room?

[Keef]

Absolutely not, I held a rock concert in here once!

[Brendan]

I've had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.

[dulwichmum]

*Sniff*

*Sob*

*Wail*

....................(sigh)

The publisher I was signed with has gone into liquidation. So many of the people who published through them will never receive any of the royalties, it is so very dreadful indeed to see all of their hopes and dreams disappear into smoke.

I broke my contract with them in February, when I got a super smart agent who read my contract and informed me that this publisher and contract was absolutely shite. I am so relieved to be away from them, but so sorry for so many of their lovely authors... I may even open a bottle or two. I think I may need to lie down.

Or, perhaps I will go shopping instead!

Afterall, in the words of Scarlet O'Hara; "tomorrow is another day!"

I think that I will incorporate the entire fiasco of the liquidated publisher in my revised manuscript! You know that I find inspiration simply everywhere. I shall right now incorporate a portly red faced red head with no conscience and an emormous beer gut into my plot! Hurrah.

[Brendan]

We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution...

[mockney piers]

*pours dulwichmum a nice Margaux found in Jah's wine cellar*

there there dulwichmum, it's all alright

*wonders if it was that invoice that broke the camel's back*

*wonders if Brendan has been possessed*

[Ant]

Good lord, I had no idea such machinations were afoot.

[Brendan]

*Not possessed, just decided to spend the rest of the afternoon communicating through the medium of quote*

Homey you get the door and I?ll impregnate the prom queen.

[dulwichmum]

You boys are all so very kind. I think that I shall write you in too. I think that this would make a perfect sub plot. I shall be played by Liz Hurley. Who will play you, please Mr Mockney dispense with the glass, just pass me the bottle...

[Jah Lush]

*Pops head in the door. OOOOh that my finest '61 Margeaux...(what? book deal... blah blah...oh ok) better help yourself then. I got whole case out back. Do help yourself. Hope things turn out all right. Right that's it off out again. Off to the Castle, followed by the CPT*.

[KalamityKel]

It's all just bollox innit! ::o

[dulwichmum]

Clearly!

[KalamityKel]

Dm would u care for a malteser? :))