Quiet room...

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Seems to be alot of priapic symbolism around here*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Oh dear Michael, do you think a public forum the right place to share your Peyronies Disease?

[Moos]

*gnawing on Satyr bone, face covered in sauce, looks up bemoosedly*

Wha-?

No, no - I was just having something to eat! Jeez.

[Michael Palaeologus]

*There are too many people in this room with smutty minds. We must rise above it Moos*

"Moos you might want to, well, wipe some of that sauce off your chin It will stain the Chinese silk rugs that decorate the QM"

[Moos]

...how come things get posted twice? I don't mean any of it THAT much.

[Moos]

*sniffs*

And me a happily married woman.

Disgusted of Mooston

[Michael Palaeologus]

Very Moosterious ...

[macker]

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> *Seems to be alot of priapic symbolism around

> here*

From such upstanding folk as us?

[KalamityKel]

*bounces in kicking off shoes* What a day it's been! Thunderstorms, mad ppl talking about flower beds and lots of chocolate!

[Moos]

*Slowly pushes open door to Quiet Room, and surveys the sorry sight.

The merry scene of so much ED debauchery lies ruined and in tatters, long abandoned by the fickle folk who once partied there with such joy and abandon. A thick layer of dust covers the once-elegant furnishings.

*Sits on the broken sofa and sighs deeply*

*Then picks up a broom and sets to work*

[SteveT]

Moos wrote:The merry scene of so much ED debauchery lies ruined and in tatters,

How is it that I only get to hear of the aftermath of debauchery, I feel underprivileged, and left out, and cheated.

It has never happened in my life, only in fantasy, I feel like I'm living life in a cul-de-sac, whilst having the house shaken throughout by regular passes of bendy buses.

[dulwichmum]

Trots into quiet room and announces, "I hope that you have been good while I have been busy..."

"OHMYGOD!!! No-one eat that fruit, Michael what have you been doing with it?"

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Nuffink DM" :-$

*Shuffles left foot to cover large stain on the chinese silk rug*

"Anyway, Moos did it! So there"

[Keef]

*Wanders in to quiet room, and thinks "hmm, might be time for the yearly trip to Rancho Relaxo... Wonder if Sean will go all cowbow again"*

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Aye Chihuahua, I feel a sombrero coming on*

[dulwichmum]

Michael darling - you must clean this rug before you done any of your special dressing up outfits.

Here are the rubber gloves, I shall sit and supervise until it is clean ...

[KalamityKel]

Is this ur whip or mine DM?

[Michael Palaeologus]

I could do with a scrubber - which of you ladies will oblige?

[KalamityKel]

::o who u calling a scrubber!

[karter]

Kel, are you accepting Mikes offer?:))

[KalamityKel]

erm... I'm undecided at present... :p

Welcome to the quiet room karter... pull up a chair. I'll go get some more glasses, unless of course u prefer to swig str8 from the bottle ;-)

[karter]

thanks, it's nice in here but best that i don't swig from the bottle, you might katch something.

[KalamityKel]

Haha tis a very good point... unless of course you keep ur own :p

*goes off to rumage thru wardrobe in search of huge duvet to hide under*

[dulwichmum]

Tugs duvet from Kalam - I am so sorry darling, I have been working so very hard indeed of late. Lets give Michael a bed bath, and I fancy shaving Karters eyebrows off. What do you say?

[KalamityKel]

Oh DM what a totally wonderful and perfect idea! He needs to sort those hairy things out indeed! can we wax his legs too? :))