Quiet room...

[KalamityKel]

a big shot of brandy would do quite nicely right now - yes even at this time in the morning. No not for any particular reason. AND yes I know tis not me usual tipple :p

[will dex]

coming up.

*clickclick*

*tscccssshhhh*

*klk*

*slam slam*

there we go.

*glares a tdrinks*

*stops glaring, realises shouldnt glare at drinks, sign of drunkness*

*slinks off to the lazyboy in the corner*

[SteveT]

A Goth walks in orders a drink

"black velvet please"

it's appropriate.

[KalamityKel]

All this talk of alcohol... :(

*rubs sore head and looks at self in mirror wondering wot the hell she did to herself last nite*

Where have me eyebrows gone! ::o

[KoolBananas]

*opens hand and passes KKs eyebrows back* "I believe these belong to you?"

*looks at time and rushes off to work*

[KalamityKel]

since ever have i been a red head KB shame on u!

*smells rum... somewhere*

[dulwichmum]

Not off me sweetie! Here have some Krug!

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Hello Darlin'"

*Do you people do nothing but drink in here now? There was a time when we had a swimming pool, herds of wild animals and the slaying of lactating donkeys in the Quiet Room*

*Harrumph*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

'Fraid the donkey got mastitis - noone was milking it.

[KalamityKel]

It was a donkey? The pics I've seen...

[dulwichmum]

I know, Michael can be really rather perverse, but then he is an ex-public school boy...

[Moos]

How very shocking, DM. Do tell us more.

[will dex]

*feral giant rabbit bounces past*

[Michael Palaeologus]

I never went to no Public Skool innit.

I was adorned with the fruits of comprehensive education. It was, in hindsight, shite.

DM likes me to dress-up as a Public School boy.

She scrubs my grubby knees and searches for conkers in my pockets.

This I do not object to. The scrubbing my face with a spittle soaked hankie, I do. The lacy trifle smells of chewing tobacco and rough spirits.

[dulwichmum]

Michael darling, the days of spittle soaked hankes are long gone! I have a stash of baby wipes in the glove compartment of my Audi Q7, and I never, ever touch your conkers.

Wash your mouth out young man!

[Michael Palaeologus]

I wouldnt know what is kept in front of the Audi. I never make it past the kiddie seat in the back.

[dulwichmum]

This is true sweetie. I am feeling incredibly broody, and you look so damn cute in that little romper suit with a dummy in your mouth!

[KalamityKel]

DM your 4play skills are quite impressive B)

[dulwichmum]

Oh Kalam sweetie,

If only you knew sweetie (sigh)...

[KalamityKel]

*looks round room*

Where's everyone gone?

[KalamityKel]

*turns heating, lights and beer fridge off*

[KoolBananas]

**walks into room... walks into something...**

God dammit who turned out the lights!!!

*grumbles* I go away for a short time and this is what happens? ::o

[Huguenot]

ffup ffup ffup

*pfffft*

"oh bloody hell, not again"

ffup ffup ffup

*pfffft*

"Fer crissakes"

ffup

*pfffft*

"If only this blinkin' thing would..."

*ppfffftt... faaaarp*

"Ow, fugging hell.... what?? who's that???"

[KalamityKel]

would whoever has their hand on me... ear... kindly remove it plz!

[Moos]

Well, that answers the question of how many forumites it takes to change a lightbulb.