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*crumples up sheets from the many old newspapers lying around and starts to use them along with soapy water to clean the windows*

*yelps once the windows are clear seeing the amount of debris in the place including dead owls, feathers, peanuts and a smashed Pimms jug*

*can't face doing anymore after the long walk yesterday*

*swigs a pink grapefruit and orange crushes ice thingie as well, yum*

*dashes out the door before she gets roped into anymore cleaning*

Ana walks into room with enormous vacuum cleaner and bottle of Mr Sheen, followed by DM.


DM sits and watches suspiciously while Ana gets on with the damp dusting.


Smiles to self when remembers growling dog and cattle prod in handbag.


Thinks to self "I'm watching your Mr Paleogoggles..."

*Provides Tilly T with a large glass of Sancerre*


*Looks at Huguenot in a Neanderthal jealous sort of way*


*Sidles over to Ana "Oh look Ana, there is some dust on the floor just infront of me, you should really bend over and deal with it"*


*"Keep that mut away from me D-M*


*Finds periscope*

Small growling dog leaps from handbag and sets about Huguenot and Mr Papadopalopagus with enormous fangs, while Ana joins in with the electric cattle prod.


DM settles into enormous velvet armchair and takes out a nail file, and begins a short manicure.


Thinks to self - "looks like the honeymoon is off then Mr Huguenot"...

*Get that dog off my parts and that cattle prod from out of my chuff!!*


*No, on second thoughts, you can get the dog off me, but the cattle prod can stay*


*Hoofs small, disusting mutt across the Lounge, extracts cattle prod (it does come a bit sharp) and launches it spear-like at Dat-Bog*


*Gazes and sighs at Ana, poures another glass of Sancerre for Tilly T*


*Eases self into comfy seat and pulls out copy of Bean-Growers Monthly - hmm, the lovely read-headed Miss Fagiolli 2007 looks rather familiar*

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