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Clicks special button concealed in the arm of favourite (ex Starbucks) aubergine velvet armchair, which promptly turns into enormous chaise. Stretches out in the manner of a long lean elegant cat - wearing white jeans.


Bats eye lashes in the direction of Mr Papadopalopagust and points to bunch of grapes.


Holds up small post it note with the words "yes please" written on.


Thinks to self - "this place looks rather shabby."


Texts Ana to come and do some damp dusting.


Slips off shoes, admires peachy pink glossy toe nail polish...

Oh Michael, the girl is with child. I am not sure she can take on any extra work. She has been cleaning the guttering on the second floor all day, and she really looks rather precarious at the top of that ladder, especially with darling Max kicking his ball against it.


Keep peelling the grapes though. Do you have a chocolate fondue?

* has a sly peek in the room to see who is around *

* excellent, no-one *

* dashes through to shower room on other side with nowt but a towel for modesty *

* has a shower turned up to 11 *

* has another shower *

* "borrows" large bathrobe and returns to the QR *

* curls up on sofa and starts to sa......Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *

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