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*Hmm the old Porter with a meths chaser will always get you like that DM.*


*Takes charge of own life and tus back into usual form having gotten tired of being a radish*


*Oh, Radishes dont wear clothes. Grabs Batdog and places him infront of my manly parts (face outwards) and shuffles out of the room*

"I would answer that post if I could just stop laughing - I have very expensive mascara all down my cheeks. You are a one Michael!"


*Pushes big red button concealed in the arm rest of chair, and covers eyes as pineapple ignites in Michaels hand*


*Texts Ana to bring dust pan and brush*

*Leave me alone, as you know - I am a sick man*


*Actually, hang on - sore bum, lots of pineapple impregnated with explosive glycerine - is it surprising that I am experienced explosions at both ends?*


*You rat-bag DM, you have poisoned me, blown me up, turned me into a variety of legumes and in the past castrated me and slaughtered my lactating donkey. I only hope the lovely lady and her boy-friend who wish to move to the area do not read this*


*Good job Batdog took the full force of the explosions. Please have him back, no honestly .... I insist*

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