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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but sitting here and just fishing is cool."



:)-D

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "Great" he said,

"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages for the dumb users and smart users :))

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  • 3 weeks later...

Whilst on holiday in Thailand recently, I nearly ended up in bed with a ladyboy. She looked like a lady, walked like a lady, talked like a lady.

It was only when she drove me back to her place and reversed her car into the parking spot 1st time that I thought 'hang on a minute.....'

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Lost Yorkshire Man Wrote:

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> right-clicking Wrote:

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> > There are these cakes that are so cheap that

> it's

> > expensive not to bake them

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>

> errrrr - anyone????


xxxxxx


Well I get it, but it's not funny ......


:))

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2 bats in a cave and they haven't had any blood for weeks. sod this says 1 of the bats im going off to see if i can find any blood. ok says the other bat. 15 minutes later the bat comes back dripping in blood all over his face. the bat that stayed at the cave said, where the hell did you get all that blood from?'.

well says the blooded bat. See that big field over there?, yeah says the other bat. well see that big tree?, yeah says the other bat. the blooded bat says. 'well i didn't!'

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Or people from Essex. I was slanderously called a racist for telling an Irish joke on here a while back by Mick Mac. Well, he is Irish and fair play to him he'd made a good point and I felt a bit ashamed and chastised for doing so. It certainly isn't PC. So, instead I'm gonna tell a Moldovian joke.



Andrei says to Nicolai "Close your curtains the next time you're making love to your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." Nicolai says: "Well, the joke's on them because I wasn't even home yesterday."

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I'll get my coat.

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