Mollys Knocking Shop to open opposite the WI.

[bon3yard]

I think we should lend our support to this one, apparently there are plans to open a house of ill repute at the top end of Lordship Lane(near the library) directly facing the womens institute(at least they have a sense of humour) and of course the old biddys have got all up in arms about it. How dare they stop our fun! They've got knitting and incontinence and we've got guilt free sex as a sales transaction to keep our dander up. The things people complain about....

[doodlebug]

Where exactly? WI meets at Magdala.

[Michael Palaeologus]

There is a BOGOF offer for the first month for registered Forumites and they are going to become a corporate sponsor.

I had heard that they were taking over the Police Station - hence the proximity to the WI. They apparently have asked for much of the Police equipment to be left in-situ For some reason.

I wonder if they would host a Forum drinks?

[Indiana]

Err...original post was posted after midday??! That means....

[Michael Palaeologus]

.......... somebody didnt alter their clocks last Sunday?

[Indiana]

Or it was an April Fool ? However after 12 the trickster becomes the fool....non?

[bon3yard]

I honestly didnt realise it was the 1st April today...Whats with the faux frenchery Indiana? Yes I'm a big old fool. Still, a more continental attitude to the sex industry...etc.

[Indiana]

Now you are just getting carried away bon3yard....bon?

[bon3yard]

Bone, as in boneyard...I was a skinny kid, but now I'm a porky adult.

[bon3yard]

Apparently its Goodtime Friday up at East Dulwichs very own cathouse this friday, Purchase one dames services get another broad thrown in for good measure. Tell Coco on the door if you want to take full advantage of this generous offer.

[RosieH]

I do like the idea of dames and broads running amok in ED. next thing you know there'll be a moyder, and Philip Marlowe will be rocking up. Hmm, now THERE's a man (other thread)

[bon3yard]

Never fear, everyone will be in a state of post coital bliss...there will be no blood.

[RosieH]

what, not even menses?

[bon3yard]

If I pretended to know what Menses is would that help?

[LizzygotDizzy]

bon3yard Wrote:

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> If I pretended to know what Menses is would that

> help?

LOL

[Ant]

RosieH Wrote:

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> next thing you know there'll be a moyder, and Philip Marlowe will be rocking up.

Will people take to saying 'Why you doity rat' and 'Why I oughta...'? I do hope so. Trenchcoats at the ready everyone.

[bon3yard]

Only on 20s Gangster theme night. Thats every third saturday folks, Mollys becomes a speakeasy that would make Bugsy Malone Green with envy. Molls and Dolls get in free.

[bon3yard]

;-)

[SteveT]

I want an inexhaustible supply of the finest tickets this place has to offer, and I want them now!

For all the people who are unaware of Withnail demanding wine;-)

[bon3yard]

You could always install a fucking jukebox to liven all those stiffys up.

[bon3yard]

:)-D

[bon3yard]

Way ahead of you giggirl...;-)