Rancho Relaxo

[Keef]

There is an obvious answer to that, but lets avoid that road ;-)

[TillieTrotter]

*opens one long lashed eye and spies some competition*

*accidentally bump into Miss Daisy as I wiggle past heading to the bar* *plop*

*Oh my, what a terrible thang has occurred*

[Moos]

*blushes*

*slightly regrets choice of attire, but will have to brazen it out now*

(edited as cross-posted with Tillie)

*Yelps, and falls in pool - emerges laughing and wraps self in large towel*

[Brendan]

*Not to be outdone, strides in, in Daisy Duke shorts*

Wotcha folks.

[TillieTrotter]

*Decides to ignore all these Daisy Ducks flapping around the place*

*Lays back and thinks of England. Wonder what the weather is like over there today*

[Keef]

*Out of solidarity with lovely Tillie, emerges from behind a cactus in similar dotty bikini... Does my bum look big in this?*

[TillieTrotter]

*eyes up Keef to see if there's more competition*

*decides that the other cowboys wont like him as much as me as I have hairier legs than him*

*admires his solidarity*

*tells Keef to pull up a lounger so that we can discuss the weather in England*

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Unsticks self from seat, still damp - and not in a fun way*

*Spots Keef in a 'kini. Hmmm, need a stiff one - and not in a fun way*

"Did you not think that the Sheriff looked disturbingly like Bob Hope, or was it Desparate Dan?"

"Anyway, slice of cowpie and a sasparela anyone?"

[Moos]

Make mine Sasparillie.

[citizenED]

*suitably be-stubbled at last, finally walks over the threshold and heads for the bar*

*orders milk and cookies - Dag gannet! - I meant bourbon and baccy*

*worries at the amount of flesh on show and looks round for a distraction*

* is that a copy of the Dandy on the bar?*

[SeanMacGabhann]

* starts singing.. "Strawberry, vanilla...Sasparilla *

* wonders if anyone knows why *

[Michael Palaeologus]

Sheriff Admin?

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/68/174968.jpg

[Keef]

*Walks back in wearing more manly ensemble*

*Wonders if Fear N' Boozin will ever get here*

[TillieTrotter]

*What a shame about the outfit change Keef, you're bum looks much bigger now*

[Moos]

Mornin' strangers.

[SeanMacGabhann]

I remember this place when CrystalClear were a woman... afore she grew that beard

BTW the chili now features extra chipotles... you still havin' some?

[Keef]

I remember this place when it was real! :(

[HonaloochieB]

Moos Wrote:

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> Mornin' strangers.

Smile when you say that.

Stranger.

[HonaloochieB]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Moos Wrote:

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> > Mornin' strangers.

>

> Smile when you say that.

>

> Stranger.

Stranger? You one o' them claim jumpin' immigrants we been hearin' tell a lately.

The type Sheriff Jon Gaunt's been a-warning us of?

"DANCE STRANGER"

*takes pistols from sheaths and empties both barrells at Moos' feet*

*blows smoke from both barrells and resheaths pistols*

*tips hat back on head and fixes Moos with a narrow-eyed quizzical look*

"So where did you take tap"?

[SeanMacGabhann]

Is this place the real life source for rancho?