Rancho Relaxo

[Keef]

*Having walked for days he hacks through overgrown plants and vines to reveal the oasis that is Rancho Relaxo!!!!*

*Tears well up in eyes at realisation that this is where he wants to spend the rest of his life, away from the stresses of London and breastfeeding in Cafe Nero*

*He takes in the view behind him*

*Dusts of the bar and starts pouring drinks... Wonders when the others will get here*

[Fear 'n boozin]

been a while man. been a while. How the devil are you?

[Keef]

I'm good... Have you changed somehow?

[Fear 'n boozin]

*ahem* No. And don't going spreading gossipy rumours. Tsk. Beer? Think I need a jager and bull.

[Keef]

Good God yes

*takes a can of Red Bull and divides between 2 glasses. Pous 2 shots of jager, passes one of each to CrystalFear*

[Fear 'n boozin]

sorry? I didn't quite catch that

*Takes both glasses, downs them, knees Keef in the balls, throws up*

Another?

[Keef]

Sweet!

*Hopes someone else turns up soon, or he'll just have to get drunk with Fear n' Clear, which is a bit of a bus man's holiday really ;-) *

[SeanMacGabhann]

Glad I had a dry day yesterda

* on me 'ead son *

[Fear 'n boozin]

*is considering aiming for Keef's liver next time*

What next? Wouldn't mind a whiskey meself.

[Jah Lush]

Afternoon, mind if I join you. I'm gagging for a drink I see me Mr Fear & Boozing has been on the crystal meths again?

[Keef]

*Picks up darts and gestures towards board*

*Hopes they realise he's suggesting they play so he can put his feet and and watch*

[Keef]

Jah, was wondering when you'd get here, thought you'd like the gaff! :)-D

[SeanMacGabhann]

* slightly dissapointed that somewhere called Rancho Relaxo doesn't have a vat of chili on the go *

* but then I'm disaapointed when anywhere doesn't have a vat of chili on the go *

* takes a can of beer and does that thing that John Cusack does in 'Say Anything ' *

[Jah Lush]

Bollocks to darts, I need a large Jack and pint of the black stuff. Is there fag machine in here?

[Fear 'n boozin]

Sean, I think the chili is an essential element, Keef, there must be some here, surely? Beer and chilli on a Tuesday afternoon, can't think of anything better! Lights up, coz he can.

*helps himself to a beer*

*puts up poster*

http://www.shoulderpads.net/characters/gib37.jpg

*sighs*

Darts then :)

[Jah Lush]

*Yes, nice place you have here...I'm feeling kinda relaxed already.*

[mockney piers]

Aah my good fellows, I'll have Spud off the barbie with a generous helping of the bubbling vat of fiery chili con carne.

Mind if I have a cold cold cold lager?

Killer anyone?

[Jah Lush]

*Hoorah, finds ciggies, skins up and pours another JD and coke, swills from can of red stripe in other hand. I think I'm bit too relaxed to play darts actually, but I'll deffo have some of that chilli. Gasps!..bloody hell that's hot.*

[SeanMacGabhann]

yee haa - you betcha - 3 lives?

[mockney piers]

Hmm, maybe should have eased up with those naga jolokias.

3 lives sounds good to me.

[Keef]

*Nudges Jah and points towards field next door boasting healthy crop of pot plants* ;-)

*Realises calendar hasn't been turned over since last visit in March.... Flicks over to July...*

Bloody Hell, Miss July is DulwichMum in that White CK bikini she was wearing last time we were here!!!!!!!

*Puts DM up next to Krystal Carrington*

*Sits with feetdangling in pool and sparks up*

This is the life! B)

[Fear 'n boozin]

peace be the journey. hehe.

[SeanMacGabhann]

* hate to leave but I gotta get me a train headed due south *

later y'all

[Keef]

Cool Runnin's ;-)

[Asset]

No wonder it's so empty in the quiet room