Rancho Relaxo

[Keef]

*Offers Assett big cocktail with unbrella in it*

[SeanMacGabhann]

Careful Asset - that's some STRONG stuff

I need a smoke

* strikes match against painfully ginger stubble *

[Asset]

Don't worry Sean - I can handle it!

[SeanMacGabhann]

* just figured out why there is no wine in the ranch *

* waits for FearnBoozin to show his face *

[Fear 'n boozin]

*staggers in* Watchya. I feel like this, anybody know of a decent cure?

 

[SeanMacGabhann]

Gotta be more chili and beer

[Fear 'n boozin]

that sounds like a great idea!

[citizenED]

Nachos dipped in black bean sauce - chased by a skillet of ouzo?

Sits down with cocktail and prompty prangs arse with spurs.

Anyone got a needle and thread?

[Jah Lush]

Wakes up from rather long snooze, good job I plugged myself into a saline drip last night as I'm now feeling right as ninepence and ready for a new day...hmmm chilli and beer, that'll make a fine brunch but I think I'll have a quick dip in the pool first just to freshen up a bit. Slips into shorts and dives in. Oh wow! Come on in the water's lovely.

[SeanMacGabhann]

A real man wouldn't mind some well-aired jeans Citizen

* impressed by chili idea (and unimpressed by real-life work canteen lasagne he's just had) Sean sets to work on chili *

[citizenED]

Needle an' thread for the gash in my rump Mr. MacGaghann - the rip in the Levis I wear like a badge of honour

Now shove over on that log an i'll join ye for some of that chilli

[SeanMacGabhann]

easy there citizen - just got this one going - it'll be hours before you can tuck into this

But I can't have a hungry, hungover posse.... *thinks*

Takes some of the 5lb chuck steak he was dicing for the chili, slices a couple of minute steaks off one end, chops some some onions and some bread - quick grill, add some Dragons Blood - presto, tuck in people

[Jah Lush]

Climbs out of pool, grabs a beer, finds a plate and fills it with Sean's chilli. Wow! that's good and hot. Well done Sean, just what the doctor ordered. Finds lounger and starts stuffing face with a second helping and prepares for an afternoon of sun bathing and generally chilling out.

[citizenED]

tips Stetson with index finger.

swigs straight from bottle of Southern Comfort

grits bootlace tie betweeen teeth.

sears wound with a spoon dipped in Sean's chilli

[Keef]

*Surveys the scene and feels pleased the Ranch is proving popular* *Fills super soaker in pool and sets to work annoying everyone* Heh heh heh ;-) *Gets bored with that game so turns to drink*

[SeanMacGabhann]

finally my creation is complete (even if Ant doesn't know a Anaheim from Guajillo ;-) )

But by God it's hot

Mrs MacGabhann may not appreciate the "effort" in this bad boy chili

Lads?

[dulwichmum]

Arrives in Rancho Relaxo, blushes when sees the photo on the calendar. You boys know how very modest I am!

Slips off shoes to reveal newly painted toe nails. Walks to the bar and opens a small bottle of cold Moet. Pops in a straw... cheers boys.

[SeanMacGabhann]

Well hello there strangah - We don't get many women these parts and you ain't been here in a looooong time

Had that Asset wander by briefly and got our hopes up, and that Crystal Clear used to mosey by afore she grew a beard

* I'm finding getting in to character waaay to easy ***

[dulwichmum]

Flicks fan open to conceal face in a bashful manner. Well hello there cowboy...

[Asset]

I'm still here, too relaxed floating in that pool. Good chilli Sean, could be hotter. Pass the tequila.

Nice toes DM - what colour is that? Chanel Vamp?

[dulwichmum]

Oh Asset! Do you like it? It really is a favourite of mine! That is a super swimsuit you are wearing. Where did you buy it?

[citizenED]

Whoa, Amigos - looks like you folks are getting seriously into the spirit of things - we should get ourselves a fiddle and gi-tar and get our chaps off and have ourselves a boot-scoot.

[Asset]

Just a little something I picked up in Browns DM - glad you approve.

[SeanMacGabhann]

* looks closely at citizen.. something not quite the same about hime today *

* shrugs *

* wonders where the 2 shifty characters he first encountered in here have got to *

* not that it matters with lovely ladies scampering about half naked *

[Keef]

*Emerges with shopping bags full of fresh meat*

*Lights the Barby*

*Lights a little mini barby for the vegetarians*

*Walks up to bar smiles at DM. Makes a turbo shandy and offers up thanks to the God of weekends!* :)-D