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*Ooh new play ground - sorry i'm late*


*Stomps in, in a bow-legged gaucho kind of way.Wearing a dusty faded poncho, shabby knee length britches, hand made sandles and a huge sombrero. Cheap cigar clenched between teeth, one of which glints gold in the blazing, high summer sun (yeah, right). Leading a bedraggled and lactating burro*


*Stuffed into waste of britches is an ancient pistol held together with brass wire*


"Aye Muchachos, this cigar is f'ing horrible, my poncho itches, my pistol is poking me in the nachos and Senora Dobbin's fleas are giving her some jip"


"I'm gaggin for a cuppa and there's no mistakin' my old chihuahua"


*Looses Senora Dobbin and she wanders off grazing and lactating*


*Wearily slumps into rattan seat, dumps pistol onto table, it falls apart*


*Perhaps the Texan oil billionaire look would have been better*


*Slips some old school Santana onto the CD player and settles down for a siesta*

Pours self a stiff gin *shwapp - glug*

Pours self another stiff gin *shwapp - glug*

Pours self another stiff gin *shwapp - glug*

Pours self another stiff gin *shwapp - glug*

Pours self another stiff gin *shwapp - glug*

flubbit, pours self another stiff gin *shwapp - glug*


trips up on way to barbbq, mmmm cold tiles

*Slightly concerned about health and safety issues surrounding drinking and swimming, he throws lots of inflatable pool toys in for the girls*


*Uncovers tray of chicken that's been marinating in jerk sauce... Places it all on the barby*


*Puts on Stetson and heads over to do some bull riding, sure that the alcohol intake will lessen the pain when he is thrown after 1 second!*

*Takes Senora Dobbin OFF the Barbie - Honestly you boys*


*Pushes Senora Dobbin into the pool - that should cool her down*


*Takes very burnt chicken off the Barbie its been on there for over 5 hours and is a little charred*


*Puts on fresh supplies of chuck on the BBQ*


*Pours a tequila - chills*

Storms through the doors after a good reccy of the island, Jamaican woodbine dangling from mouth, bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand, case full of classic reggae CDs in the other, puts on Doctor Alimantado's Best Dressed Chicken In Town, starts skanking and passes bottle to Citizen and reaches for Red Stripes from the fridge, "Come on man, let's get this party started.":)-D

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