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*Unsticks self from seat, still damp - and not in a fun way*


*Spots Keef in a 'kini. Hmmm, need a stiff one - and not in a fun way*


"Did you not think that the Sheriff looked disturbingly like Bob Hope, or was it Desparate Dan?"


"Anyway, slice of cowpie and a sasparela anyone?"

  • 1 year later...

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Moos Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Mornin' strangers.

>

> Smile when you say that.

>

> Stranger.


Stranger? You one o' them claim jumpin' immigrants we been hearin' tell a lately.

The type Sheriff Jon Gaunt's been a-warning us of?

"DANCE STRANGER"

*takes pistols from sheaths and empties both barrells at Moos' feet*

*blows smoke from both barrells and resheaths pistols*

*tips hat back on head and fixes Moos with a narrow-eyed quizzical look*


"So where did you take tap"?

  • 10 months later...

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