oh ma god, I will never drink again

[Keef]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Some purity amongst the filth Keef?

Picture if you will a drop of volvic in the Thames, and you're probably in the right kind of ball park.

[Moos]

It's worth mentioning however, that many varieties of river life have returned to Keef's bloodstream, having been thought extinct due to pollution many years ago...

[Keef]

Yep, swimmers are still swimming ;-)

[Jah Lush]

Water vs Alcohol.

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains faeces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you. THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it !!

[KalamityKel]

::o U have solved the biggest wonder ever... now we know what's wrong with all the twonks of the world! ;-)

[Jah Lush]

Solving one of the biggest wonders in the world ever is all in a day's work for me KK but what may I ask is a twonk?

[Asset]

I think the old tale of having to drink 2 litres of water a day has been scientifically debunked recently.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the magical qualities of Ibuprofen for a hangover - works wonders. That and a good fry-up.

Plus a hair of the dog. Scrambled eggs and champagne. mmmm

[CamberwellOz]

I went and got my hair done and had an excellent head massage. Then went off to Peckham Rye for a frolic in the sun. That sorted me out. Ah, the life of a Dulwich mum. >:D