anyone got a house to film?

[cb10]

Does anyone have a lovely house which has a few maintenance jobs to do - ie change the seal around the bath and re grout bathroom tiles, need to sand floorboards, a bit of damp. We're looking for a house to film where Sarah Beeny can demonstrate to people at home how to solve easy problems

If your interested please could you contact [email protected] or call on 0207 539 2044

thanks

[the-e-dealer]

Can she come and sort out my plumbing?

[Ant]

She can reseal my shower if she likes.

(Not a euphemism.)

[reeko]

Ted - do you have a big pipe that needs attending to?

[dirty tree]

I've got a leaky back door that needs urgent attention.

Does she tidy up after herself?

[purplehaze]

got a damp patch in my utility area

[KidKruger]

I've a tool she can use.

[reeko]

My gutters need a good clean out, Mr reeko not really up to the job.

[East2]

I've got a leaking tap, a damp patch in the kitchen, wooden floors that could do with re sanding. I'm sure there are other things! Happy for her to come and help . PM me if any good. Thanks.

[campbell]

We need quite a few jobs doing ranging from cosmetic to electrical and plumbing.....

[the-e-dealer]

Does she do Flu Jobs?

[woodrot]

I need an extention. I have the plans n stuff I can forward to ms beeny so she can get the stuff together. No skimping though, has to be granite worktops and Grohe taps, otherwise she can fuck off elsewhere.

['bout now]

yeah woody, but she's gonna have to remove yer shite art as well isn't she. That probably blows any budget.

[woodrot]

No Emin or Stik in this house.

[Mick Mac]

Ok she can come to my house. But I'm in charge of filming.

[the-e-dealer]

My Door Handles need replacing is she any good with Knobs?

[Atticus]

How about a documentary instead, on the pureile, pervy pricks of East Dulwich?

[purplehaze]

I would like to point out that i dont have one

[Alan Medic]

Really, why does it have to be 'a lovely house'? My house isn't and I could really do with someone to help solve difficult problems. Thanks anyway.

[Huguenot]

It probably has to be a lovely house because the programme is aspirational.

[computedshorty]

Personally I would not let Sarah Beeny to set foot in my home, if we look at the finnished jobs she claims to have made better you will only see what is on view not behind any wardrobe or moveable item of furniture.

Would you want the local Builders or Kitchen Unit or Furniture to be approached on your behalf for free items to make your home look better?

I have the oppinion that if you cant afford to buy it, you do without.