Appian Way

[LuvPeckham]

"I'm Spartacus!"

[Ant]

No, I'm Sporticus...

Oh wait, got that wrong.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

a scampi ruts

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Spartacus I am, Obi Wan"

[Brendan]

NONE SHALL PASS*

*Closed until further notice for sewage works. For more information please see your local planning office.

[Spartacus]

NO

I AM SPARTACUS (6)

[HonaloochieB]

Is there any truth to this story about Kirk Douglas's son?

He was doing a stand-up set in, I think The Comedy Store and was taking a portion of heckle. He decided to own up to his parentage and informed the audience, "Hey simmer down, I'm Kirk Douglas's son"

Apparently one person stood up and said "No, I'm Kirk Douglas's son", followed by another who repeated the phrase, and then was picked up by the rest of the audience. It carried on until Douglas Jnr left the stage. It's probably apochryphal, but like so many of those stories I hope it's true.

Can anyone confirm it. Or am I just a mug for believing it could be so?

[Ondine]

It's a great story. Wish I'd been the one to make it up!

[Michael Palaeologus]

I am actually Kirk Douglas.

[HonaloochieB]

No, I'm Kir... Oh no, I 'm not going to do it.

[giggirl]

Welease Woger

[HonaloochieB]

Isn't he friend of Incontinentia? You know, Incontinentia Buttocks.

Sorry.

[Annasfield]

Fly you fools......

[SteveT]

I am fornicacious......... I like shagging in woods;-)

[LuvPeckham]

SteveT

Now that is a new expression on me... I am assuming you are talking 'Tiger Woods' when you made that statement...

...How strange you are sir :-S but each to their own I suppose

[KalamityKel]

If only u knew LP :P