Job Opportunity

[woodrot]

https://jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/GetJob.aspx?JobID=2547401&JobTitle=Pirate&rad_units=miles&pp=25&sort=rv.dt.di&vw=b&re=134&setype=2&q=pirate&pg=1&AVSDM

[DJKillaQueen]

Ha ha...is that for real?

[HonaloochieB]

*cough, ahem, HHHHHUUuuhhhhmmmmm*

?arrgggghhhhh? I reckons thaaat'll be the interview in the baaaag, then.

I knows fer a fact my eye contact impresses on these occasions. My good left un has quite a gleam, but when I lifts the patch off'n my right un, it fair freezes 'em, so it does.

They'll 'ave 'ad sight of my CV. Cut Very, hand right, leg left, below knee. An' I'll lay to that.

So, is it doubloons, per diem? Or share of trove?

I'm versatile, so I am and will be comfortable in the roles of brigand, cook, general swab or casual mayhemist.

Awaiting the Capn's pleasure.

[Gingerbeer]

I just bet you are.

[El Pibe]

Why are pirates pirates? Because they AAAAAAAAAARRRRRR.

Best rock song about pirates evaaah. Not that I can think of any others.

[maxxi]

surprised Pugwash is not all over this.

[PeckhamRose]

The job has been deleted from the site. Do tell, what was it!

[KalamityKel]

Im nosey too... wots the deal?

[StraferJack]

I think this is a copy

http://tashuk.wordpress.com/2013/07/08/want-a-job-as-a-pirate-jobsearch-direct-gov-uk-can-help/

[KalamityKel]

Blooming northerners! ;-)

[uncleglen]

There is a pirate get together in Dorset about now or next week (at least there was this time last year)

[HonaloochieB]

I like Malkmus well enough, but this is my fave pirate song.

Got the lot, spiky riffage, YO HO HOs, a gay interlude and of course THE TOMAHAWK KID!

All be well, so it be.

[HonaloochieB]

PeckhamRose Wrote:

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> The job has been deleted from the site. Do tell,

> what was it!

What! Couldn't ee tell from my job application what t'mission were?

Still Rose of Peckham I forgive ee, we'll tavern-meet on my safe return and of gin you'll have your fill, I'm not a man afeard of lightening his purse when it's laden after a successful voyage.

Trinkets too shall you have and plentiful, mark me.

Wish me well, mistress.

[HonaloochieB]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Im nosey too... wots the deal?

What! Couldn't ee tell from my job application what t'mission were?

Still KalamityKel I forgive ee, we'll tavern-meet on my safe return and of gin you'll have your fill, I'm not a man afeard of lightening his purse when it's laden after a successful voyage.

Trinkets too shall you have and plentiful, mark me.

Wish me well, mistress.

[KalamityKel]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Still KalamityKel I forgive ee, we'll tavern-meet

> on my safe return and of gin you'll have your

> fill

Has the rum gone? How disappointing :-(

[HonaloochieB]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> > Still KalamityKel I forgive ee, we'll

> tavern-meet

> > on my safe return and of gin you'll have your

> > fill

>

> Has the rum gone? How disappointing :-(

AAaarr Right! Mistress Kel, rum, now be it? Then RUM SHALL IT BE! And no less trinkets for the matter.

But ee'll ha' to gi'mmee a time a'fore wi' Rose of Peckham, 'er of the gin.

A'fore I use up my ration of apostrophes.

Cap'n be stric' on the matter.

Damn his eye.

[KalamityKel]

:-( always second... darn *sobs*