It's a boy

[Ladygooner]

Do we get a day off tomorrow?!

[UncleBen]

Yes.

[Salsaboy]

Another mouth to feed, at our expense.

[Mick Mac]

Royal Male.

[Sue]

I can't believe the fuss about this f****** baby.

[KidKruger]

Funny on R4 this morning, the radio presenters focussing on the fact that there's actually nowt to report AT ALL until the child is born, making reporting in the meantime awkward and sort of pointless.

[*Bob*]

I expect it was one of the 'emergency c-sections'

[Mick Mac]

Too posh to push - I knew it.

Kate "But Wills, it hurts"

Wills "But nurse, there must be an easier way to do this"

Nurse: "Its definatley an emergency, she's had at least two contractions - epidural coming right up"

[Dopamine1979]

'A woman entirely financially dependent on the State has chosen to have a baby. The Daily Mail should be furious' - Chris Addison

[EDOldie]

Just wondering if, celebrities that they are, will give it a totally unsuitable name. Prince Buddy Bear or along those lines.

[Jah Lush]

Can we get on with the rest of our lives now please.

[HonaloochieB]

I'm sticking a tenner on 'Kwame' as the name got to be 10000 - 1 minimum - a punt of course, but you never know.

[HonaloochieB]

Sue Wrote:

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> I can't believe the fuss about this f****** baby.

It's a baby, glad he was born safe and of course innocent of all the 'fuss' into the world.

I managed to avoid all the 'fuss' by not buying magazines/newspapers peddling speculation about the unborn child. I didn't keep up but I don't think the parents did that much to encourage anything.

The 'zines, the 'loids and the 'sheets bruited it up all by themselves.

F****** baby? In the gentlest way Sue, maybe a touch harsh?

[HonaloochieB]

I'm also sticking a jacks on 'Marley' as a possible name, what are the odds?

[HonaloochieB]

Really, what are they?

[HonaloochieB]

OK, last punt, it's three quid on 'Warhol' and I'm done after that.

[Otta]

I like Bert.