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...Big Brother AT ALL, Mockers.


Whenever I have watched an episode it was just mind-numbingly dull 'discussions' involving people not listening to each other. The only interesting stuff comes from the conflict, and then you get the uncomfortable feeling of colluding in the psychological manipulation of clearly unstable fame nuts. Bleugh.

I don't get what it is about hot weather that makes office workers entirely abandon any sense of how to dress.


Men - ignore the change in temperature and remain in winter suits, double-cuffed shirts, etc. Result = sweaty and red-faced.


Women - dive into spaghetti-strap tops and cotton skirts. Er - you're not actually on holiday, which presumably is why you haven't had time to prep your legs for the exposure they're currently undergoing...


You wouldn't see this in Italy or Australia, where they understand the concept of wearing clothes appropriate to hot weather that don't reveal bits of skin that really should be kept for the beach. Tch.

mockney piers Wrote:

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> ..The Apprentice. i really don't.

>

> I also don't get Big Brother. It really isn't

> interesting, tele-visual equivalent of paint

> drying.



Couldn't agree more with BB, but I love The Apprentice. I know I know, it's just x-factor / fame academy / jungle thing with a business twist, but I think it's just so funny, whereas none of the others are!


X-Factor makes people laugh because they laugh at poor disillusioned people who have been told by cruel friends that they have musical talent. I think that's just mean.


Apprentice is full of people that will tell you again and again how good they are, and it is great fun watching them fail!!!


That said, I did say to Mrs Mockney last year that I could see her ripping through the opposition and winning it! >:D<

I suggest you both make a start by not calling her that - last time I did that I barely survived...


Quite right too.

It's outrageously insulting to call her Mrs Mockney.


She should, of course, be referred to as either The Future Mrs Mockney Piers or Mr Mockney Pier's intended, betrothed or fiancee.


Mrs Bignumber5 ;-)

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