Squatter Alert

[Banksy]

Just popped out to buy some artisan bread this morning and returned to find some chav squatters had occupied the garden!.......

[????]

The Graffitti doesn't suit your name. turn one of the shells into an SS Stormtrooper hat or sumfink

[bon3yard]

I like squatters, lovable rogues and travelers. If your lucky they'll set up a sound system in your garden and light a big bonfire. Hooray for the dispossesed...

[PeckhamRose]

Does Otto know about this??

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

The 'feck off' cracked me up!

[Banksy]

My heart goes out to Otto on his missing tort. Took about six escapes before we tortoise-proofed our garden boundaries. Did have some bonuses though - one time it was too dark to search for the missing tort so I peered over the fence early the next morning before work only to be confronted with a naked woman holding a towel behind her staring straight at me. I never did go around to apologise to her - the "only looking for my tortoise" line seemed a bit implausible.

[giggirl]

Could be a really slow process getting them evicted

[mockney piers]

Is it tortoises and bonfires that are a bad combination, or are my thinking of hedgehogs? or bears?

[Sandperson]

Piers, I would have thought any animal and fire would be a pretty bad combination.....especially when they catch fire and run inside your house.