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Asset, fugging result. Smashing.


Steph, your, you're and yore.


"Your" is ownership - my or your shaped pumpkin.


"You're" is an abbreviation for "you are" a very beautiful lady. The apostrophe denotes the missing letter. Similar to "it's" being short for "it is". Although that's actually a very complicated example. I already regret.


"Yore" is a corruption of "year" and is mostly used to describe a very long time ago where I should clearly be living to have even posted this.


However, we do have responsibilities when talking to a woman of letters.


On this note for others, 'definite' not 'definate'. But try not to think of it as a spelling issue, it's how the word's created. 'De' is 'of' and 'finite' is well, the end. So when you say 'definite' you're kinda saying that's the final word on the matter.


You can play games with spelling, it's very good for insults. "Stationary" means not moving, and "Stationery" means paper and pens. You could say "Jack was stationery". Some people would imagine that you meant he wasn't moving, but spelling equipped chaps would know that you're calling him a complete f@cking envelope. Cool.


Yes, I know I'm a ponce.

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> From what I've seen of other qualifying doctors it must've been pretty stressful.


nowhere near qualified unfortunately, 3 years still to go. Just a flippin big chunk done.


Congrats on Kels promotion.

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