Locksmith stickers on front doors

[H.R.H]

This is real, My friend had one on his door then a week later he was robbed.

[BrandNewGuy]

H.R.H.? The real one? I saw you at London Bridge this morning just before you were taken up the Shard. Fnarr, fnarr...

[Millhaven]

Nothing to do with stickers but still on the subject of paranoia. Some bloke knocked on my door the other day asking if I wanted to buy some fish. Yeah fish. A door to door fish salesman? Anyway, a) I tend to buy fish from a monger of fish or a supermarket. b) I was on my way out to work and didn't want to enter into a conersation about fish. As I happened to be on my way out of the door I virtually followed him up the road I noticed the chap was on foot and I could see no van that belonged to him. I wondered if he kept this fish in a car or whether he would pull some haddock or other piscian delight from out of his trousers.

Another ner-do-well sizing up my gaff or a genuine although not very well prepared fish salesman?

[El Pibe]

There are fish door to door salesmen, I used to get a regular supply from them at my old gaff

[Loz]

Real or not, it does seem a bit fishy.

[Millhaven]

Loz Wrote:

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> Real or not, it does seem a bit fishy.

oh dear...

[adonirum]

One pound fish...one pound fish....comeon on you ladies one pound fish Six for five pounds...one pound fiiiisshhh

[JDC]

mmmmmm this all sounds a bit fishy

[Ruskin]

Just delivered a card to a neighbour in HH and saw one on their postbox which I've attached. It seems they're (the stickers, not the neighbours) still out there a week before Christmas.

[Kathleen Olander]

I thought the telephone numbers were fake, I just tried it and it works.

[chauveau]

I have found a few stickers of an archery target on a hologram background on the outside of my property in the back garden. Anyone had something similar? Have I been targeted?

[pinecone]

chaveau they sound like targets used by surveyors and theodolites -- see this pic http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDgwWDY0MA==/z/aX8AAOxyUgtTO5Lz/$_12.JPG

[chauveau]

Thanks pinecone - seeing as i has my place surveyed this week this seems highly likely