Ideas on how to dump someone!!!

[Annasfield]

I think it might have been a Homer Simpson quote:

"Welcome to Dumpsville. Population - YOU!" >:D<

Was once tempted to write this on a fella's I was seeing facebook wall. But that would have been mean.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Just say its nothing personal but you've found someone better than him.

He'll understand.

[boosboss]

Ladygooner Wrote:

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> "its not you its me"

But "It's not me it's you" is more fun ;)

[muffintop]

boosboss Wrote:

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> Ladygooner Wrote:

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> But "It's not me it's you" is more fun ;)

Muffintop: Guilty as charged for this one! Lol

[HonaloochieB]

Ask them to marry you and then selct the cheapest, oldest possible invitations. Make sure your soon to be ex sends out the invitations, including licking the by now toxic glue strips.

Go home to find them brown bread on the rug. 'No comment' every question the scuffers throw at you. Free as a bird and no embarrassing encounters to mar your social life.

To be on the safe side destroy this thread.

And don't worry about the ethics of the thing, if it's good enough for George Costanza...

[CamberwellOz]

Loved Seinfeld. I really did love that series. I thought I was the only one.

[HonaloochieB]

CamberwellOz Wrote:

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> Loved Seinfeld. I really did love that series. I

> thought I was the only one.

Sorry to go off topic, but I think there's a few on here who like the series CO. I'm currently watching that series (I'm working backwards through them for variety). The scene where George recieves the news of Susan's death combines callosness and comedy and is a classic that has me watching through the fingers of one hand while biting the knuckle of the other.

Masterful stuff.

[lordship_bod]

I'd go with one of the classics provided by Ladygooner. all you have to do is start with one of those lines and he'll know where its going... (unless he's really thick?)

[2nd time mummy]

Horrible but you are that heartless you could just replace the word ?someone? by his/her name on the title above and send him/her the link for this thread in case he hasn?t seen it yet!

Poor soul... It just breaks my heart...

[Keef]

I'm with you Raquel, I've assumed from the start that this thread was actually a bit of a joke, because I really don't want to consider the alternative, which is that there are people out there who would have so little respect for someone that they would go on an internet forum for advise on how to dump them.

Seriously if this thread is real, then print it off, go up to him and say "believe me you're better off without me because basically I'm a bit of a heartless c**t", then hand it to him.

[2nd time mummy]

Keef Wrote:

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> I'm with you Raquel, I've assumed from the start

> that this thread was actually a bit of a joke,

> because I really don't want to consider the

> alternative, which is that there are people out

> there who would have so little respect for someone

> that they would go on an internet forum for advise

> on how to dump them.

>

> Seriously if this thread is real, then print it

> off, go up to him and say "believe me you're

> better off without me because basically I'm a bit

> of a heartless c**t", then hand it to him.

Keef, I bit harsh. But straight to the point I would say...

[Dulwich_ Park_ Fairy]

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Seriously if this thread is real, then print it off, go up to him and say "believe me you're better off without me because basically I'm a bit of a heartless c**t", then hand it to him.

Or even better, fax it.

[Ant]

Help is at hand: http://www.wikihow.com/Break-Up

[Azul]

stop shaving your legs

[jollybaby]

Azul Wrote:

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> stop shaving your legs

Goodness I'd better get that razor out quick smart

[KalamityKel]

:-|

[SeanMacGabhann]

Was there a smiley shortage somewhere and has it been resolved Kel? - you are back back BACK in a big way!

[cdonline]

Call out somebody else's name in a moment of passion.

Worked for me, I was out the door before I could reach for a tissue.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

CamberwellOz Wrote:

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> Loved Seinfeld.

I wouldn't say Seinfeld was pompous and up his own ass but.....put his name in You Tube and join the Millions watching the video where an old USA Chat Show Host gently suggests he was dumped by the Network!...and he does say "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?":))

[Huguenot]

T.LS where's the link? I tried that and didn't find it. I hate Seinfeld so I was looking forward to it.

CDOL!!

Outrageous

[bignumber5]

Oh come on people, TV to the rescue: a post-it on the pillow saying "I'm sorry, don't hate me" a la sex in the city, or at the alter a la 4 weddings

[Annasfield]

Nice on BN5. Liking the fact that a fella can quote Sex and the City.

[KalamityKel]

Has ignoring, moving them out of residence (if they happen to lodge in your humble abode) while theyve popped to the shop, shacking up with someone else, declaring yourself a transgender, taking up the sisterhood devotion or maybe just saying it how it is been mentioned? :))

*waves to SeanMac hoping hes forgiven her grumpiness at the bus stop the other day*

[Dulwich_ Park_ Fairy]

So, did you figure out a way? If so, what way?

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Huguenot Wrote:

T.LS where's the link? I tried that and didn't

find it. I hate Seinfeld so I was looking forward

to it.>

CDOL!!>

Outrageous

Put in "Seinfeld Rips Larry King" into the You Tube search M8!>:D<