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HonaloochieB

HonaloochieB

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Ask them to marry you and then selct the cheapest, oldest possible invitations. Make sure your soon to be ex sends out the invitations, including licking the by now toxic glue strips.

Go home to find them brown bread on the rug. 'No comment' every question the scuffers throw at you. Free as a bird and no embarrassing encounters to mar your social life.

To be on the safe side destroy this thread.

And don't worry about the ethics of the thing, if it's good enough for George Costanza...

HonaloochieB

HonaloochieB

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CamberwellOz Wrote:

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> Loved Seinfeld. I really did love that series. I

> thought I was the only one.


Sorry to go off topic, but I think there's a few on here who like the series CO. I'm currently watching that series (I'm working backwards through them for variety). The scene where George recieves the news of Susan's death combines callosness and comedy and is a classic that has me watching through the fingers of one hand while biting the knuckle of the other.

Masterful stuff.

Keef

Keef

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I'm with you Raquel, I've assumed from the start that this thread was actually a bit of a joke, because I really don't want to consider the alternative, which is that there are people out there who would have so little respect for someone that they would go on an internet forum for advise on how to dump them.


Seriously if this thread is real, then print it off, go up to him and say "believe me you're better off without me because basically I'm a bit of a heartless c**t", then hand it to him.

2nd time mummy

2nd time mummy

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Keef Wrote:

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> I'm with you Raquel, I've assumed from the start

> that this thread was actually a bit of a joke,

> because I really don't want to consider the

> alternative, which is that there are people out

> there who would have so little respect for someone

> that they would go on an internet forum for advise

> on how to dump them.

>

> Seriously if this thread is real, then print it

> off, go up to him and say "believe me you're

> better off without me because basically I'm a bit

> of a heartless c**t", then hand it to him.



Keef, I bit harsh. But straight to the point I would say...

Tony.London Suburbs

Tony.London Suburbs

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CamberwellOz Wrote:

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> Loved Seinfeld.


I wouldn't say Seinfeld was pompous and up his own ass but.....put his name in You Tube and join the Millions watching the video where an old USA Chat Show Host gently suggests he was dumped by the Network!...and he does say "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?":))

KalamityKel

KalamityKel

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Has ignoring, moving them out of residence (if they happen to lodge in your humble abode) while theyve popped to the shop, shacking up with someone else, declaring yourself a transgender, taking up the sisterhood devotion or maybe just saying it how it is been mentioned? :))


*waves to SeanMac hoping hes forgiven her grumpiness at the bus stop the other day*

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