Save Ed

[AllforNun]

Ok in order to stop ED becoming forced into an Arranged Marriage by the Holy Christ Minister of Clapham you must, i repeat must, do the following.

Go out tomorrow and all buy some form of Dutch Bike, now get going, more instructions to follow. Oh yes and some Day Glo, anything Gauche and Bright.

[Moos]

Ooh, and I got all worried about our own dear Citizen for a minute there.

*goes back to paying no attention*

[AllforNun]

be careful paying no attention, you could wake up in a high street full of major chains, turned into a pedestrian precinct built up with giant speed humps and widened pavements for bus stops. so now wake up and go and get this dutch bike....chop chop....

[citizenED]

I might have needed saving in previous times but I am past my sell-by date in that respect now. Unless Jesus thinks differently.

[AllforNun]

listen mate....Jesus has been riding a Dutch Bike for months now, stop being ridiculous go out and get one, saddle up a feel the power of the holy spirit roll back the years of your sell by date. It will be church and a spit roast before you can say Marks and Spencer's makeover.

[Keef]

Last time I went on a dutch bike, I very nearly rode straight in to a waiting canal... Stupid pedal backwards to stop braking system thingy!!!!!

It was about 4am to be fair.

[*Bob*]

What exactly is a 'dutch bike'?

Is it similar to a 'dutch oven' in any way?

[AcedOut]

Is it one of those stupid looking heavy things with a basket on the front? Jees, they do look silly....

[Keef]

And they have no feckin breaks!

[AcedOut]

the people that ride them clearly don't deserve to have breaks either!

[AllforNun]

No absolutely they have breaks and come In a whole variety of styles and flavours. Lets get moving on this asap. I think we would only need a few hundred then we would have a real fine army of them. Come saddle up lets get rollin. ED needs a saving NOW.

[AcedOut]

Noooooooooooooo! This isn't happening!!!

[AllforNun]

OK so i think we have flushed one out, just the thought of these Iron Beasts sends this sort scarpering. Keep it up people i sense a revolution. Lets drive back them down the South Circular.

[AllforNun]

http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?9,165231 - other discussion started, its going viral !!

[KalamityKel]

Allfor my dear where you once abducted by aliens?

[AllforNun]

Er ........actually smarty pants everyone knows that a spacecraft is a very light vessel traveling at incredible speeds (well actually shrinking and expanding space). There is absolutely no way i could ever be abducted while on my Dutch Bike it really is that heavy. Please think before you write dear. Anyway my PM's are through the roof we may have to gather in one of the parks first at this rate. Does anyone know what constitutes a march type thing, i.e at which point would the police need to be informed ?

[MelbourneGr]

Try informing the Maudsley first. I should think they will be able to help you.

[AllforNun]

Just spoken to them, they said they have never sold bikes let alone dutch ones. They also asked me to tell you that they would like their potty and nightgown back when you have finished with them, apparently you should have changed when you were discharged. Thanks

[MelbourneGr]

:)) .....NOT

[KalamityKel]

Allfor... are u dutch? :p

[HonaloochieB]

I've decided to not read any of the posts above, and just gently lean on AllForNun's shoulder.

Honestly, it's very pleasant.

[AllforNun]

Thank you