are there any legal minds for a funny question

[Keith]

I have a strange problem. I have plain clothes officers seemingly investigating the home I live in. They are peering in the windows with mirrors and no matter how much I've tried to communicate with them and Peckham Station no one will acknowlege that they are there. I have tried confrunting them, I've tried going to the neighbours homes they have stationed themselve in but with no joy.

Can anyone out there know what I should do next?

And no I haven't done anything wrong.

It's very annoying as you know they are there but keep running away when you try to catch them peering in.

[fractionater]

do one of them over - trespass!

[louisiana]

Take pictures of them, post them on the Web, send Peckham police a link.

Louisiana

[Keith]

They are quite sneaky. Not the best at hiding but very good at running away. You won't believe this but they are on roof tops and hiding in bushes. I'll look for a camera. Wish me luck.

[mockney piers]

I find tinfoil hats are the best defence ;)

[Keith]

Oh! they over trespass alright. Can't find a camera. Just moved into new home.

[snorky]

get their pix if you can.You should be able to ID their wheels as well - dont assume it a private car ither - it couls eba commercial vehicle or a black cab.

Udnet the siege mentality we in the UK are now living, Im sure your snaps would be classed as contrary to the security of the state and they would react in double quick time, despite your earlier attempts to contact them.

kick up a fuss as publicly as possible.

Ask your local postie about anything odd going on and check how your mail is sealed when it arrives- they usually hassle the postie as a matter of course

PS - hide the bomb making equipment and explosives paraphenalia first. I will send you a replacement copy of the anarachist cookbook when the ehat is off.

PPS - of theyre checking out your crib, then they would not be doing their job if they were not checking out your 'net acess as well - so they could well be reading this.

*waves*

[Mark]

What area are they in so I can put on a long mac, shades and a hat and walk around suspiciously? But seriously, how do you know they're the po-lice?

[AcedOut]

Private investigators? Have you been having an affair recently?

[Huguenot]

Practical joke?

[Keith]

On Howden Road just near the Gowlett Pub if you7 know that way. You can't miss them they'll be the ones with the mirrorsand hiding on the roof tops. Oh and the neightbours out looking to give them any action they haven't seen. You'll notice the house from the moving curtains.

[louisiana]

Of course it could be something that doesn't involve local bobbies at all (e.g. the SOCA squad - who are apparently in complete chaos, by the way), so they might not know about it.

Louisiana

[Keith]

If they are investigating a crime all they have to do is acknowlege it, I know their there and they know I know. It's funny aas they are reading this out as I type. I wonder if it's not a training mission and they're on overtime and just won't go even though they've been had. It just doesn't make sense.

[Huguenot]

Surveyors or structural engineers?

[louisiana]

They've probably decided they've found the next 'terrorist', and your house is the bomb factory.

Louisiana

[Huguenot]

One of those elaborate hide and seek games the play through books and the internet?

[mockney piers]

Keith, and i don't mean this in any way flippantly, but is there some medication you should be taking? Seriously, are you ok mate? you're scaring me.

[fractionater]

Call 999 and tell them that someone is trying to break into your house and you are fearing for your life!

Failing that you could make some cup's of tea nad take them out to them...with biscuits of course!

[louisiana]

Call The Guardian.

Louisiana

[Keith]

I'm sure they could come in if they wanted. I just don't know why they don't if it's so serious to warrant 10 12 officers. All just observing rather then acting.

[AcedOut]

I heard there were UFO sightings in Crystal Palace late last night. Maybe the aliens landed in your back garden.

[Mark]

Are there any roving reporters out there in East Dulwich (or someone with a camera) who could go to Howden Road just near the Gowlett Pub, take some photos then post them on here?

[louisiana]

Or Southwark News.

Louisiana

[Keith]

I hope not but I'm starting to think so, CID don't know or arn't saying same as Peckham station.

[Keith]

I wonder if I move will they. Do you want to take some bets people. Won't be back for a while going to Streatham.