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...who pulled out onto oncoming traffic without indicating or warning on Red Post Hill (I know it's not ED):


- YOU pulled out without indicating or warning

- YOU caused ME to do an emergency stop (luckily no-one behind me)

- even so, there was still enough room for you to carry on pulling out

- but then YOU started making offensive hand gestures at me

- when I decided not to to feel so generous and pulled next to you

- your female passenger jumped out of the van and became verbally agressive and deeply offensive, leaning into my car's open window


I hope you had a lovely day and managed to keep that chip on your shoulder from falling off.

I know the VW camper in question - I see it every time I walk to JAGS gym. It is plastered with pacifist, liberal, cr@p stickers like "drop acid not bombs" and these are mostly of US origin.


I'm surprised that camper is still there after all these years and that that P!k?$ havn't nicked it yet! But then you never know who the owners might be!!

Green Goose Wrote:

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> I'm surprised that camper is still there after all

> these years and that that P!k?$ havn't nicked it

> yet!


xxxxxx


And would you care to fill in the missing letters of the word I've emphasised in bold, Green Goose?

Oh the poor cyclists paying the taxes for all the other I think you have been smoking too much green stuff cyclists are a waste of space and we could save millions of pounds by banning the green muesli munchers all the tax they pay what road tax do you pay nothing make the cyclists pay the congestion charge as well
Lady d the cyclists pay so much tax do they have insurance no do they pay a road fund licence no do they for fuel no the facts every thing you buy in the shops or buy online is delivered by those dirty vans or dirty lorries not not cyclists or by wind powered boats or solar cars

the man with a van Wrote:

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> Lady d the cyclists pay so much tax do they have

> insurance no do they pay a road fund licence no do

> they for fuel no the facts every thing you buy in

> the shops or buy online is delivered by those

> dirty vans or dirty lorries not not cyclists or by

> wind powered boats or solar cars


I love that this post was edited two minutes after posting. Man With a Van clearly wrote and posted it. but on further consideration wasn't entirely content with the syntax and grammar so amended accordingly.

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