To the couple in the VW Camper Van today...

[dv1]

...who pulled out onto oncoming traffic without indicating or warning on Red Post Hill (I know it's not ED):

- YOU pulled out without indicating or warning

- YOU caused ME to do an emergency stop (luckily no-one behind me)

- even so, there was still enough room for you to carry on pulling out

- but then YOU started making offensive hand gestures at me

- when I decided not to to feel so generous and pulled next to you

- your female passenger jumped out of the van and became verbally agressive and deeply offensive, leaning into my car's open window

I hope you had a lovely day and managed to keep that chip on your shoulder from falling off.

[LadyDeliah]

I thought VW Campers were for pacifist hippy types.

[????]

Never trust a hippy

[Green Goose]

I know the VW camper in question - I see it every time I walk to JAGS gym. It is plastered with pacifist, liberal, cr@p stickers like "drop acid not bombs" and these are mostly of US origin.

I'm surprised that camper is still there after all these years and that that P!k?$ havn't nicked it yet! But then you never know who the owners might be!!

[dv1]

The delightful lady who jumped out was definately not American judging by her accent. However her language was all new to me!

[Sue]

Green Goose Wrote:

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> I'm surprised that camper is still there after all

> these years and that that P!k?$ havn't nicked it

> yet!

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And would you care to fill in the missing letters of the word I've emphasised in bold, Green Goose?

[Huggers]

is it the one recently nicked?

[Jeremy]

I really don't think that's very likely, Huggers. Unless they're the worst thieves in the world.

[the man with a van]

Oh the poor cyclists paying the taxes for all the other I think you have been smoking too much green stuff cyclists are a waste of space and we could save millions of pounds by banning the green muesli munchers all the tax they pay what road tax do you pay nothing make the cyclists pay the congestion charge as well

[the man with a van]

Lady d the cyclists pay so much tax do they have insurance no do they pay a road fund licence no do they for fuel no the facts every thing you buy in the shops or buy online is delivered by those dirty vans or dirty lorries not not cyclists or by wind powered boats or solar cars

[taper]

the man with a van Wrote:

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> Lady d the cyclists pay so much tax do they have

> insurance no do they pay a road fund licence no do

> they for fuel no the facts every thing you buy in

> the shops or buy online is delivered by those

> dirty vans or dirty lorries not not cyclists or by

> wind powered boats or solar cars

I love that this post was edited two minutes after posting. Man With a Van clearly wrote and posted it. but on further consideration wasn't entirely content with the syntax and grammar so amended accordingly.

[the man with a van]

He we go again do you think I care about the grammar not really make cyclists pay congestion charge oh no capitals and punctuation marks so what

[the man with a van]

By the way taper pedestrians are not the enemy cyclists are ban the cyclists then no more cycling deaths and injuries because most cyclists are totally unaware of the road

and the space around them

[reeko]

I say ban people from the roads who cannot puncutate and who are totally unaware of grammar.

[the man with a van]

What has grammar got to Do with being on the road another stupid Cyclist Do You Really Think Going On About Stupid Grammar Hurts Me Cyclists Are S Waste of Space

[jctg]

"deeply offensive" - not just "offensive" then?

[Seabag]

Scratch a hippy, find a fascist

[the-e-dealer]

I think cyclists DO pay for their fuel.

[jctg]

Seabag Wrote:

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> Scratch a hippy, find a fascist

I think you'll find it's the other way round. Scratch a member of the BNP/EDL and you'll find a big fan of Ozrics/Hawkwind.

[Robert Poste's Child]

Lazy false opposition. Many cyclists are also car drivers and pedestrians.

[Seabag]

Oh come on Robert, it's lazy Sunday after all

[Ruskin]

I really can't be bothered reading 2 lines of text that isn't punctuated in any way. Whatever they're trying to say is not worth a minute of my time trying to fathom whatever they're talking about.

[uncleglen]

This evening I sat in an hour long queue on the M1 after a pile-up...not a cyclist to be seen!

[LadyDeliah]

And with this cyclists taxes paying for it's upkeep too.

[Robert Poste's Child]

Were you expecting some?